You found WHAT in there????

TMZ is reporting that DC socialite Luke 'Lukeshia' Lewis has a love for EVERYTHING he has....so much so that he apparently never throws away anything! Friends and aquaintances have wondered for years why Lukeshia has always been so illusive about inviting people over. Those close to the socialite were positively stunned as a team of cameras revealed the state of his DuPont home. One onlooker commented, "I mean he's always so well put together when I see him out, it's hard to believe he actually lives like that!" Sources say that the camera crew uncovered 'everything under the sun' in that place. The Square is told that the sheer magnitude of the collection of micellaneous items is mind blowing! They reportedly even found another one of Tiger's mistresses buried in the rubble! Sounds major....XOXO

Well it is the city of 'Brotherly Love'

Say it isn't so! Is DC's own business mogul Bill Gray finally over the district? Hmmmm enquiring minds want to know. Several sources report that B may indeed be planning his married life with 'Twink' in the City of Brotherly Love. Twink recently declared that he was OVER DC and wanted to move to Philly. The Square's photogs caught images of the pair taking Philly by storm recently. They set the social scene on fire just over a week ago and were welcomed with open arms. We even got a tip that the two managed to sneak in a little real estate shopping while they were there. Will B leave DC behind and relocate with Twink to be closer to family and old friends? We certainly hope not. but love is a powerful thing! XOXO

A Model Marriage?

EXTRA EXTRA!!!! Hot off the presses boys and girls! TMZ is reporting that DC's own Supermodel extraordinaire Joska got an early Valentine's surprise! Could this be true? Is Joska engaged? His rep Liz Rosenberg couldn't be reached today for comment, but The Square is working all connections and leads to get the real deal. Inside sources, speaking on the condition of anonymity, tell us that J may indeed be planning to be a December bride! There's talk of a winter wonderland wedding that promises to be the stuff fairytales are made of! DC socialite Bill(E) has reportedly been asked to be the Maid of Honor and is said to be already hard at work coordinating and organizing the glorious event. Details are still sketchy at this point, but other DC socialites rumored to be part of J's special day include: Michael K, James L, and Georgio T. And get this....KC Beyonce, Ed, and Istvan are said to be planning a spectacular surprise for the wedding reception! Should be memorable and entertaining.....we are seeing some sort of Britney/Beyonce/GaGa moment....should be fierce with a capital F!!

We sure can't wait to see how this story unfolds....until next time....XOXO!

SNOW EM GEE!!!

We're back boys and girls and just in time! The boyz are being very naughty in DC these days. Snowed in? Cabin fever? Drunken trists? Seems like all of the above. While the Mid-Atlantic is dealing with the stormy wrath of Mother Nature's bitch fit, the boyz are creating all new sorts of scandals! Let's check our calendars shall we......we're taking bets on who will soon be sporting baby bumps from all this snowbound sexing going on! Hmmmmm looks like a baby boom in November folks!

So who's doing who you ask? Well you know we here at The Square never kiss and tell, but let's just say if the walls and stalls on 17th street could talk.......DAMN! From DuPont to Logan, the vultures are definitely "circling" in the snow! We couldn't conjure up some of these stories if we tried! XOXO