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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! "09"



The Square would like to wish everyone a HAPPY & PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.....May this year be one of the best you ever have!!! BE SAFE and remember "You're a nobody til you're in The Square!'

"09" We are ready for your camera and text so bring on the drama and controversy!
And to those other shapes out there " I GOTCHU, I GOTCHU ON CANDID CAMERA, YOU AINT KNOW THAT DID YOU"

God we love Scary Movie! XOXO

Monday, December 29, 2008

Bill (E) Vogues!!!!


In the latest issue of VOGUE magazine hair stylist to the stars and DC Socialite Bill(E) opens up about his hectic life in DC. "I'm LIVIN IT UP!!" he declares. Bill(E) has been doing celebrity hair for over a decade, managing the hair of some top name celebrities like IMAN, Sarah Jessica Parker and the Big O her self Oprah. He goes on to say that for a while he's been in the shadows of stardom but is ready to shine and he doesn't mind smacking a few people around to get what he wants!!! BIll(E) has launched a new product line sold at SEPHORA called BONER. With products like "Golden shower" a shine serum that illuminates the hair and seals the hair cuticle, "Pump and Dump Party" a Volumizing mousse, just shake it up and dump it and his #1 Seller "JIZZ" a protein shot treatment that you squirt or dribble onto moist or dry hair, coating the hair shaft with moisture and breeding the inner structure of the hair wall with protein. "A" List celebrities are raving about it. Paris Hilton was caught gushing about it saying " I try to get "JIZZ" shots as much as possible!!! and MADONNA is well known for her hair make overs said she can't live with out her "Pump and Dump party", A.Rod is a huge fan of it. Bill(E) ends his interview saying "I have success, money and great friends and I'm ready to take it to the next level!". Well Mr. Bill(E) we here at The Square are sure you will do well with all your future endeavors, you have a solid mind and know how to keep people in line! So as prodigy would say "Smack my bitch up"!!!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Dueling Divas!


The Square has learned that newly minted BFFs Billy and Georgio recently came out of their respective corners swinging! TMZ is reporting that the pair of DC socialites who both work at a trendy, upscale surburban Maryland salon were invited to do hair and make-up for supermodel Iman. The pair was tapped to help the stunningly beautiful Iman dazzle spectators at a recent charity gala. The supermodel received word of the talented duo on a recent trip to the district and thought it was good idea since she had heard that the two work well together and are seemingly inseparable these days. Well folks....not quite! Inside sources tell us that on the night of the gala the two arrived at the Waldorf Astoria in New York where the supermodel was staying. After exchanging pleasantries with Iman and David Bowie, Billy and Georgio both prepared to work their magic. And that folks...is when all hell broke loose! One person familiar with the situation reported that Georgio told Billy that his party lifestyle has apparently caught up with him because his hair creation was a joke and wasn't even fit for a drag queen, let alone a super model!! The make-up diva was overheard saying "are you effing kidding me with this bull shit...Stevie Wonder could have done a better job! Well Billy reportedly fired back telling Georgio that he was not working at a funeral home and that his make-up job would only make a mortician proud! Georgio responded by saying that not only was Billy's hair job a disaster, but so was his baking! Adding that a bundt cake that he recently baked and was so proud of was more like a brick than a cake! At this point Billy reportedly hurled his top-of-the-line flat irons at Georgio hitting the blond bombshell in the eye! A vicious cat fight followed complete with hair pulling, kicking, and screaming after which the pair was forcibly removed from the hotel and told they would never work in that town again! The two took seperate trains back to DC and neither has reported to work at the salon since the incident! Hmmmmmmm....will these BFF's bury the hatchet and forgive and forget in time for the holidays????? Stay tuned and find out!

Tis the Season!


The DC social scene watched with baited breath on Saturday night as The Square met The Circle! Ed and Jimy hung out with Georgio, founder of The Circle, and BFF Billy at Town Nightclub. Eager club go-ers anxiously observed the socialites all evening in hopes that some sort of drama would unfold. However, the group was obviously feeling quite festive this holiday season and nobody had to take off their earrings or weaves! The claws definitely stayed in! Joy to the World in deed.....but we know the one question on the minds of our readers.....Will it last? Well guys and dolls....we shall see what the new year holds.......until then....Happy Holidays from The Square! XOXO

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Michael Settles Down!

The square has just been told through our exclusive interview with socialite Michael Kilgore that he and his new beau Rob are officially Exclusive! We caught up with the sociallite and his new partner who seemed like they were glowing. It started Saturday where Michael unveiled his new Boo, at Jozka's pre-party and Town's White Party. His friends seemed to have taken nicely to the new man and Michael felt confident that this one is Deff worth it. Well Congrats to the new couple!!! The celebration took place behind closed doors and involved some new lipgloss HOT!!!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Georgio on ELLE


In the latest issue of ELLE magazine. Socialite and make up artist to the stars opens up and talks about his personal life. ELLE caught up with Georgio at the end of a shoot in DC, Where Georgio has been working Non Stop for 48 hours but you would never be able to tell.When asked about work, He responded "I feel like Lindsay Lohan before her P#%SY EATING DAYS. The article later goes into Georgios top make up must haves likes smash box's make up primer, When the shoot was done they found a nice quiet cafe in george town where Georgio sipped a Latte and opened up about living life divorced and how raising 12 kids alone has become a life altering experience saying "when i was married to Y.M.I.J. we used to leave the kids with the nanny for days at a time It got so bad that over time they learned to speak Mexican....Because our nanny's were Mexican...Now a days I drop them off at my mothers. When asked about his EX's new found love, Georgio drifted off and said i feel what they have done is "uncool" and my Ex is a womanizer with the swagger of a champion but deep down....deep deep down....wayyyy deep. I still love him" Georgio insisted on changing the topic onto the future where he said "I wanna give my kids away to charity,Auction them off or something, I have a lot of work and many high end campaigns I'm Booked for. Elle lastly probed the artist about his romantic life "Im currently devoted to somebody...Its a open relationship and I'm happy because I found Jesus! Well here at the square We hope you truly are happy in your new relationship and receive many resurrections in it!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

The Square WANTS IT!!!

Here at the square,we're busy non-stop,chasing celebs around and finding out the latest news to give back to the ever deserving reader. So we are recruiting a few good men.....In most of your cases Wo"Men". If you have any "EXCLUSIVE" PICS That would make for a juicy story please send to TheSquareBlog@aol.com. Remember. "Your a Nobody, Til you're in "The Square"!!!

Michael to Ed: You're Dead To Me!

Is Ed the latest target to land smack in the middle of Michael's war path? The Square has learned that Michael grew enraged with Ed on Friday in the wake of Ed opting for a quiet evening at home rather than another wild and crazy night out with Michael. One inside source said, "Michael is frustrated with Ed because he feels like he is keeping secrets about his relationship with Jimy". For the last couple weeks Michael has been constantly slinging slurs about the pair insisting that Ed isn't telling him everything! Michael accused Ed of snubbing him for Jimy on Friday night and he was not happy about it! The two DC socialites reportedly exchanged a string of hostile text messages over the situation. Is Jimy driving a wedge between Ed and his friends? Hmmmmm this group has more drama than your favorite soap opera! Let's see who's left standing when all is said and done.....

New Beginnings?


The bitch is BACK!!! We recently spotted the Hiltons laughing it up and shopping along Wisconsin Ave in Friendship Heights and G was sporting a new DO. Looks like its back to blonde and back to basics!!! Is this to new beginning? A possible "new" romance? Georgio was recently spotted making small talk and being flirty with a photographer at a local event. We asked our readers how they feel about the new do!!!! 75% said they love the new color and cut, 5% prefer the dark and mysterious and 20% think that G looks hot either way! Well whatever the reason for the change, The Square has one burning question.....DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES?

Friday, December 12, 2008

Can Luke Give Up The Gangsta Lifestyle?

Sources revealed to The Square that Luke made an appearance at Town Nightclub Saturday night after reportedly orchestrating a beat down in Dupont Circle earlier that evening. A person familiar with the situation told us that Luke is the alledged leader of local gang "The Pink Panthers". The person, speaking on the condition of anonymity amid saftey concerns, tells The Square that the Panthers have a bitter feud going with cross-town rivals "The Pink Flamingos". We'll have to track this one and we certainly hope Luke can give up his "street" life before someone really gets hurt! We should definitely plan to stay on his good side.......XOXO

Michael Wants Answers!


Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water! TMZ reported that the feud between infamous DC socialites Michael and Georgio was over...but is there more to the story? Michael was scheduled to visit Georgio and Billy's upscale suburban Maryland salon for a haircut on Thursday. Apparently his appointment was cancelled due to 'scheduling conflicts'. Could it be that Georgio derailed Michael's plans to teach him a lesson? Sometimes people have to learn the hard way who and who not to mess with! One thing's for sure...in the world of fashion and beauty, one wrong move can have devastating effects! Be careful M, you don't really want to bumble with the bee now do you? Until next time....XOXO

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Who Needs Luck!

The Square is humbled to know that The Circle obviously stood up and took notice although they tried unsuccessfully to down play the situation. What does it say when the so-called original has to steal photos and stories from the "knock-offs"? Hmmmmm looks like The Square has 'The Circle' firmly trapped in four walls! Thanks for increasing our exposure by copying our content....just be sure to keep those royalty checks coming! XOXO

Michael Set to Debut His "New Man" at Jozka's Birthday Bash


TMZ is reporting that Michael plans to officially unveil his "new man" at Jozka's birthday bash this weekend. The Square has learned that Michael plans to be in Northern Virginia all weekend helping his new flame get settled in to his new apartment. According to an insider tip, Michael has promised to find time in his busy weekend to stop by his brother Billy's Logan Circle home to catch up with friends and introduce his new beau. Well M, you better keep your guard up because the vultures will no doubt be circling once this hottie hits the scene! All's fair in love and war! XOXO

Michael plans a BIG surprise!

In an exclusive interview with DC socialite Michael Kilgore, The Square has learned that Michael has worked his magic and is close to securing two tickets to a live broadcast of "Oprah" set to take place in Chocolate City during the week of the upcoming presidential inauguration! Everyone knows about the recent feud between the brothers as rumors swirl that Michael is being edged out as a result of Billy and Georgio's new found BFF status. Michael was cheerful and upbeat when he told The Square, " I would really like to do this for my brother. I love him and I wouldn't want to experience this with anyone else in the world!" Well guys and dolls, sounds like the feud is offically over to me. Glad to see things are getting back to normal.... XOXO

Another Feud?


Is there another feud brewing among members of 'The Circle' ? An inside source told The Square that rumors of a possible feud between Ed and Georgio are afloat! When asked if there was any beef at all between them, both Ed and Georgio responded with a definite NO!! The two told The Square that, for what ever reason, people just like to make something out of nothing in order to have something to talk about. In fact, the two will probably be seen hanging out on the DC club scene this weekend as usual.
Oh well guys and dolls, better luck next time....there's no drama here! XOXO

Is Michael in Love?

Sources are telling The Square that cupid's arrow may have landed in suburban Maryland recently. DC socialite Michael Kilgore was noticebly absent from the scene last weekend. His fellow 'Circle' member Ed told The Square that "Michael has decided to spend the entire weekend in Maryland with his new mystery man and will not be making an appearance in the City at all." He knows who the mystery man is but refused to give up the dirt. Ed later added that Michael's absence had absolutely nothing to do with the current fued between him and Georgio. Sources overheard Ed telling Georgio that the two need to make amends on Saturday night. Will they make up? And when will Michael return to civilization? Hopefully both will happen soon!

Bill (E) finally admits it!



Billy finally comes clean to Ed. The two constantly bicker about Britney and Beyonce. Ed always ends the argument by saying that everyone knows the two don't even compare. Beyonce is the Queen B! Britney may think she's the "ringleader" but she needs to think again! Billy finally admitted to Ed that he is totally and completely in love with Beyonce's "Halo" and cannot stop listening to it. Ed knew that Billy would come around eventually and that it was just a matter of time until Billy would admit it after the two attended "The Beyonce Experience" in DC this summer with other members of the infamous 'Circle'. Billy was gracious about admitting that Beyonce is the reigning Queen (he's obviously listening to her in the pic), but still threatened to tell everyone that Ed actually went out and bought "Circus" over the weekend! Oh well Ed, all is fair in blogland and the cat is out of the bag as they say!

Is 'The Circle' Bent Out of Shape?




TMZ is reporting that there is drama brewing inside the lines of The Circle. The group of DC socialites has recently been plagued by bickering and infighting. Some say the catalyst was when the infamous Kilgore brothers, Billy and Michael, decided to move apart and not to live together any longer. Eager spectators drew all sorts of conclusions on what prompted the move, but no one really knows for sure except for Billy and Michael. Sources tell The Square that until recently, 'The Circle' always partied together, regularly touring the DC social scene as a group. They would always arrive and leave together as others constantly envied the close-knit group, but lately it seems that the group is gradually drifting apart. There has been all sorts of drama between the group members lately. One source revealed that some tension has been caused by the fact that a certain romantic interest of one of the group members has recently been seen galavanting around town with another member of the group. Oh, do tell! Just be careful guys....the camera is always watching!




We're told that anxious hopefuls were always trying to gain membership to the seemingly exclusive club, but few were successful. Could this be the end of an era on the DC social scene? We certainly hope not! Stay tuned and find out.....