Almost Doesn't Count!

TMZ is reporting that the eagerly awaited reunion of the group of DC socialites known as 'The Cirlce' is a definite NO GO! Sources say, that at this point, Whitney has a better chance of staging a succesful comeback than this reunion has of actually taking place! The Square learned that group member Bill(E) threw out the idea of a reunion a couple of weeks ago. Onlookers at popular night spot Town report that Bill(E) was seen in discussions with Ed over plans for the event. The DC social scene was all abuzz over speculation of a possible reunion. It was supposed to be an event to remember on the DC social scene. Unfortunately, the in-fighting and feuds that led to the group's separation in the first place have re-surfaced!

Most of the group seems to be at odds with Michael, yet again....deja vu anyone! Members of the once close-knit group feel that Michael has continued his out-of-control spiral over the last year. Sources say that recently, Michael had been making steady progess repairing his seemingly strained relationships with group members Georgio and BFF James. Frequent sightings of the trio partying it up in Baltimore in recent weeks sent signals that the group may have felt like they needed to be away from the "DC Drama" in order to make amends. And for a short time....things were going well.

The big reunion was set for this weekend with all group members once again keeping in regular contact. But the warning signs that something was wrong became more and more visible as the week progressed. The guys started making plans with certain members and attempted to exclude others. One of the most obvious issues in the group is the strained relationship between the two brothers, Michael and Billy. The pair hasn't been the same since they split, going their separate ways deciding not to renew the lease for the trendy DuPont Circle luxury apartment they once shared. Apparently, his relationship with his brother isn't the only thing that Michael should have been concerned about. The socialite saw his Friday night plans go up in smoke after James threw an unexpected monkey wrench in the works. Let's just say that James played his "wild card" and partied it up in DC Friday night with fellow group member Ed while Michael was left out in left field in the suburbs! Michael may have thought he would get to Ed first, but let's just say that things didn't turn out the way he had hoped. Even normally fun-loving James had his claws out that night! Meooooowwwwww!

Things could get interesting to say the least! Perhaps Michael thought that things would fall into place after his return home from Dr. Drew's rehab clinic. Hmmmmm...not quite! According to Michael's rep Liz Rosenberg, "James may have won the battle....but the WAR is far from over!" Ouch! Stay tuned folks.....we'll see what happens when we add Billy and Georgio back into the mix. Rumor has it that all group members except James will be out in DC tonight. Has James refused to see BFF Michael? How will brothers Michael and Billy get along? Can Ed and Georgio finally get over their past issues? Hmmmmmm juicy......can't wait to see how this story unfolds! XOXO

You found WHAT in there????

TMZ is reporting that DC socialite Luke 'Lukeshia' Lewis has a love for EVERYTHING he has....so much so that he apparently never throws away anything! Friends and aquaintances have wondered for years why Lukeshia has always been so illusive about inviting people over. Those close to the socialite were positively stunned as a team of cameras revealed the state of his DuPont home. One onlooker commented, "I mean he's always so well put together when I see him out, it's hard to believe he actually lives like that!" Sources say that the camera crew uncovered 'everything under the sun' in that place. The Square is told that the sheer magnitude of the collection of micellaneous items is mind blowing! They reportedly even found another one of Tiger's mistresses buried in the rubble! Sounds major....XOXO

Well it is the city of 'Brotherly Love'

Say it isn't so! Is DC's own business mogul Bill Gray finally over the district? Hmmmm enquiring minds want to know. Several sources report that B may indeed be planning his married life with 'Twink' in the City of Brotherly Love. Twink recently declared that he was OVER DC and wanted to move to Philly. The Square's photogs caught images of the pair taking Philly by storm recently. They set the social scene on fire just over a week ago and were welcomed with open arms. We even got a tip that the two managed to sneak in a little real estate shopping while they were there. Will B leave DC behind and relocate with Twink to be closer to family and old friends? We certainly hope not. but love is a powerful thing! XOXO

A Model Marriage?

EXTRA EXTRA!!!! Hot off the presses boys and girls! TMZ is reporting that DC's own Supermodel extraordinaire Joska got an early Valentine's surprise! Could this be true? Is Joska engaged? His rep Liz Rosenberg couldn't be reached today for comment, but The Square is working all connections and leads to get the real deal. Inside sources, speaking on the condition of anonymity, tell us that J may indeed be planning to be a December bride! There's talk of a winter wonderland wedding that promises to be the stuff fairytales are made of! DC socialite Bill(E) has reportedly been asked to be the Maid of Honor and is said to be already hard at work coordinating and organizing the glorious event. Details are still sketchy at this point, but other DC socialites rumored to be part of J's special day include: Michael K, James L, and Georgio T. And get this....KC Beyonce, Ed, and Istvan are said to be planning a spectacular surprise for the wedding reception! Should be memorable and entertaining.....we are seeing some sort of Britney/Beyonce/GaGa moment....should be fierce with a capital F!!

We sure can't wait to see how this story unfolds....until next time....XOXO!

SNOW EM GEE!!!

We're back boys and girls and just in time! The boyz are being very naughty in DC these days. Snowed in? Cabin fever? Drunken trists? Seems like all of the above. While the Mid-Atlantic is dealing with the stormy wrath of Mother Nature's bitch fit, the boyz are creating all new sorts of scandals! Let's check our calendars shall we......we're taking bets on who will soon be sporting baby bumps from all this snowbound sexing going on! Hmmmmm looks like a baby boom in November folks!

So who's doing who you ask? Well you know we here at The Square never kiss and tell, but let's just say if the walls and stalls on 17th street could talk.......DAMN! From DuPont to Logan, the vultures are definitely "circling" in the snow! We couldn't conjure up some of these stories if we tried! XOXO

Weigh it and pay it!

Oh the scandal! TMZ is reporting that DC socialite Bill (E) took things to a WHOLE ‘nother level at DuPont Whole Foods recently. Apparently the recession really has hit home! The hairstylist extraordinaire was seen walking around the food store eating food from the hot bar and laughing hysterically. Store employees were overheard yelling “Hey, weigh it and pay it!” to the socialite before he was reportedly chased from the store!!!! The manager told him that next time he needs to pay for his food before he enjoys it! Hmmmmmm folks…things are getting rough out there….hopefully his clients will fill up the tip jar this week! Until next time….XOXO

Fag Hags Gone Wild!

So which DC fag hag is allegedly pregnant by one of her gays? Scandalous!!! Inside sources are reporting that one DC “first lady” may have gotten just a little too close with her gay BFF! Hmmmmmm stop it! Fuck that shit that’s going on at that house in DuPont, THIS is the REAL WORLD! We’ve all observed how close some of the friendships between fag and hag can become. A good gay is often there for his hag through all of the ridiculous boy trouble and well a good hag is there for her fag through all the ridiculous boy trouble too! It turns out that sometimes comfort and consolation can go “all the way”! One thing’s for sure, the possibilities are endless for this little one. He or she will have the best of all worlds! A gay dad and a damn near gay man for a mom…..the kid will be fierce with a capital F!!!! I’m sure everyone will be watching to see who else is sporting a baby bump besides Kim K’s sister. XOXO

Royal Fun!

EXTRA EXTRA! Who’s the new reigning King of bathroom stall action????? Hmmmmm one of the party boyz in this pic, but The Square never, heh ummm, kisses and tells! All we can say is that inside sources are reporting that recently things got HOT and HEAVY between one of our beloved DC socialites and his beau. We’re debating whether or not to put the footage on your favorite amateur porn site, though from looks of the action in that stall that night…..these boys may qualify for pro status! HOT! One thing’s for sure, the infamous socialite that everyone thinks is the reigning “Stall King” had no choice but to relinquish his crown once this juicy story broke! Until next time boys and girls….XOXO

The End of an Era?

Extra, Extra! Looks like trouble in paradise! TMZ is reporting that the group of DC socialites dubbed 'The Circle' may have gotten their bubble burst! Sources say that the once close-knit group is drifting further and further apart. Stories of drama, in-fighting, lies, and betrayal have plagued the group in recent months. Is there any truth to these rumors? Hmmmmm enquiring minds want to know! One thing is for sure, there is definitely trouble in Denmark! Over the past few years you couldn't walk into a DC hotspot without seeing the group of friends front and center, partying like rockstars. These days you're lucky to catch most of them in the same room together! So what's that all about? Backstabbing? Boy drama? Jealousy? Job changes and changes in living arrangements? Misplaced loyalty? Inside sources say a variety of issues are at play here. Will the group work it out? Only time will tell....but we're keeping tabs on this story. Until next time...XOXO

Raising "W" Street!

E! Online is reporting that DC socialite Michael K. is rumored to be working on a documentary called "Raining 'W' Street" that will alledgely send shock waves through the metro area! The Square recently caught up with M and he had a lot to say. Michael talks love, friendship, and brotherhood among other things. Apparently he and good pal Jozka are set to join the 3rd season of Army Wives since both of their beaus will be shipped overseas to serve and protect in the coming months. Sources say these two have cried enough tears to fill an ocean! We certainly hope their loved ones come back to them safe and sound as soon as possible. It seems that Michael has really settled down and has been noticebly absent from the social scene lately. Michael says he is 'worried' about his brother Bill (E) and BFF Georgio and that he feels like his hasn't seen his good friend Ed in ages. The socialite says he thinks B & G need to slow down a bit on the 'wild and crazy' nights and that E needs to stop being so damn anti-social. It seems that his close 'circle' has somewhat drifted apart and M would like very much for the group to do more things together. Awwww isn't that sweet....but we hear the 'tell-all' he's working on is anything but! Meow! We can't wait to hear the rest. Until next time....XOXO!

Love, Lies, and Betrayal.....

Extra, Extra....looks like the proverbial cat is out of the bag as they say!! The Square has learned that Greek Paris Hilton travelled many "Miles" away from home this weekend when he secretly hopped a plane to Boston! Sources say that a newly filed marriage license turned up during a Massachusetts state public records search seemingly confirming the rumors that G has indeed tied the knot...although there is at least one person who would have liked to tie that knot around his neck! One person familiar with the situation, and speaking on the condition of anonymity, tells The Square that the two love birds had a fly-by-night romance and declared that they were soulmates! Funny how "the groom" was shacked up with G's co-worker Jeremariah just last week! Hmmmmm....SCANDALOUS!! "That skank ass bitch better watch his back" was the comment we got from J when we contacted him regarding the situation! Whoa....talk about work-place violence....let's just hope that nobody gets hit with a pair of flat irons! Friends of the socialite say that they are in complete shock and disbelief and can't believe that he took it this far. Will he pull a Britney? After all, it has been about 55 hours since he said "I do!" Well Kill The Lights....cuz the weekend was a total Blur....and when Jeremariah gets done, there's bound to be some Shattered Glass! Who will be the true Ringleader and call the shots? XOXO

Shades of Gray.....

E! Online is reporting that DC's coolest bartender/club mogul was anything but cool recently on college night at a local hot spot! Sources say that B was possibly defending the honor of his BF when he allegedly "reached out and touched" someone. Who is that someone you ask? Why none other than DC's own budding porn star "Chase Harding"!! OMG....we hope there wasn't any bruising since we need his skin to be nice and pretty for his close-ups on the set of Twinklight! On-lookers say that club security quickly escorted B out of the club, but he apparently didn't leave quietly....yelling and screaming until the end! MEOW! Hmmmmmm seems like "Chase" better BE: Careful when strolling about the city for the remainder of his visit. Hopefully Las Vegas living has taught him a few things......9th and N....probably not a safe BET right about now!