Weigh it and pay it!

Oh the scandal! TMZ is reporting that DC socialite Bill (E) took things to a WHOLE ‘nother level at DuPont Whole Foods recently. Apparently the recession really has hit home! The hairstylist extraordinaire was seen walking around the food store eating food from the hot bar and laughing hysterically. Store employees were overheard yelling “Hey, weigh it and pay it!” to the socialite before he was reportedly chased from the store!!!! The manager told him that next time he needs to pay for his food before he enjoys it! Hmmmmmm folks…things are getting rough out there….hopefully his clients will fill up the tip jar this week! Until next time….XOXO

Fag Hags Gone Wild!

So which DC fag hag is allegedly pregnant by one of her gays? Scandalous!!! Inside sources are reporting that one DC “first lady” may have gotten just a little too close with her gay BFF! Hmmmmmm stop it! Fuck that shit that’s going on at that house in DuPont, THIS is the REAL WORLD! We’ve all observed how close some of the friendships between fag and hag can become. A good gay is often there for his hag through all of the ridiculous boy trouble and well a good hag is there for her fag through all the ridiculous boy trouble too! It turns out that sometimes comfort and consolation can go “all the way”! One thing’s for sure, the possibilities are endless for this little one. He or she will have the best of all worlds! A gay dad and a damn near gay man for a mom…..the kid will be fierce with a capital F!!!! I’m sure everyone will be watching to see who else is sporting a baby bump besides Kim K’s sister. XOXO

Royal Fun!

EXTRA EXTRA! Who’s the new reigning King of bathroom stall action????? Hmmmmm one of the party boyz in this pic, but The Square never, heh ummm, kisses and tells! All we can say is that inside sources are reporting that recently things got HOT and HEAVY between one of our beloved DC socialites and his beau. We’re debating whether or not to put the footage on your favorite amateur porn site, though from looks of the action in that stall that night…..these boys may qualify for pro status! HOT! One thing’s for sure, the infamous socialite that everyone thinks is the reigning “Stall King” had no choice but to relinquish his crown once this juicy story broke! Until next time boys and girls….XOXO

The End of an Era?

Extra, Extra! Looks like trouble in paradise! TMZ is reporting that the group of DC socialites dubbed 'The Circle' may have gotten their bubble burst! Sources say that the once close-knit group is drifting further and further apart. Stories of drama, in-fighting, lies, and betrayal have plagued the group in recent months. Is there any truth to these rumors? Hmmmmm enquiring minds want to know! One thing is for sure, there is definitely trouble in Denmark! Over the past few years you couldn't walk into a DC hotspot without seeing the group of friends front and center, partying like rockstars. These days you're lucky to catch most of them in the same room together! So what's that all about? Backstabbing? Boy drama? Jealousy? Job changes and changes in living arrangements? Misplaced loyalty? Inside sources say a variety of issues are at play here. Will the group work it out? Only time will tell....but we're keeping tabs on this story. Until next time...XOXO

Raising "W" Street!

E! Online is reporting that DC socialite Michael K. is rumored to be working on a documentary called "Raining 'W' Street" that will alledgely send shock waves through the metro area! The Square recently caught up with M and he had a lot to say. Michael talks love, friendship, and brotherhood among other things. Apparently he and good pal Jozka are set to join the 3rd season of Army Wives since both of their beaus will be shipped overseas to serve and protect in the coming months. Sources say these two have cried enough tears to fill an ocean! We certainly hope their loved ones come back to them safe and sound as soon as possible. It seems that Michael has really settled down and has been noticebly absent from the social scene lately. Michael says he is 'worried' about his brother Bill (E) and BFF Georgio and that he feels like his hasn't seen his good friend Ed in ages. The socialite says he thinks B & G need to slow down a bit on the 'wild and crazy' nights and that E needs to stop being so damn anti-social. It seems that his close 'circle' has somewhat drifted apart and M would like very much for the group to do more things together. Awwww isn't that sweet....but we hear the 'tell-all' he's working on is anything but! Meow! We can't wait to hear the rest. Until next time....XOXO!

Love, Lies, and Betrayal.....

Extra, Extra....looks like the proverbial cat is out of the bag as they say!! The Square has learned that Greek Paris Hilton travelled many "Miles" away from home this weekend when he secretly hopped a plane to Boston! Sources say that a newly filed marriage license turned up during a Massachusetts state public records search seemingly confirming the rumors that G has indeed tied the knot...although there is at least one person who would have liked to tie that knot around his neck! One person familiar with the situation, and speaking on the condition of anonymity, tells The Square that the two love birds had a fly-by-night romance and declared that they were soulmates! Funny how "the groom" was shacked up with G's co-worker Jeremariah just last week! Hmmmmm....SCANDALOUS!! "That skank ass bitch better watch his back" was the comment we got from J when we contacted him regarding the situation! Whoa....talk about work-place violence....let's just hope that nobody gets hit with a pair of flat irons! Friends of the socialite say that they are in complete shock and disbelief and can't believe that he took it this far. Will he pull a Britney? After all, it has been about 55 hours since he said "I do!" Well Kill The Lights....cuz the weekend was a total Blur....and when Jeremariah gets done, there's bound to be some Shattered Glass! Who will be the true Ringleader and call the shots? XOXO

Shades of Gray.....

E! Online is reporting that DC's coolest bartender/club mogul was anything but cool recently on college night at a local hot spot! Sources say that B was possibly defending the honor of his BF when he allegedly "reached out and touched" someone. Who is that someone you ask? Why none other than DC's own budding porn star "Chase Harding"!! OMG....we hope there wasn't any bruising since we need his skin to be nice and pretty for his close-ups on the set of Twinklight! On-lookers say that club security quickly escorted B out of the club, but he apparently didn't leave quietly....yelling and screaming until the end! MEOW! Hmmmmmm seems like "Chase" better BE: Careful when strolling about the city for the remainder of his visit. Hopefully Las Vegas living has taught him a few things......9th and N....probably not a safe BET right about now!

Be: For Real!

TMZ is reporting that DC's own Rachel Panay has apparently had it with a certain local night spot. Inside sources say that ever since the recent "change in ownership/management" there have been all sorts of mis-steps. The Square recently caught up with Rachel and she had this to say, "I mean I understand that you have to allow time for 'the dust to settle' after such a major shake-up. You also have to understand that people will have learning curves and will need time to get 'up to speed', but enough is enough! I mean I guess if you direct a couple of drunk ass guys to carry someone in for their opening number, there's a good chance that you'll Be: Dropped!" Not cute...at all! Well we certainly hope that things improve in the very near future so that Rachel won't Be: Done! Will she continue hosting fab parties with her infamous guest DJ's and surprise performances? Hmmmmmm we'll see.....but in the mean time, you can check out www.rachelpanay.com for all the latest news and beats! XOXO

I Want to Suck Your......Ummmm Blood

A star is born! DC's very own "Chase Harding" is set to star in a porno parody of Twilight. We're excited to see two of our favorite things being put together. Seriously folks....this could be the best combination since chocolate and peanut butter! The Square caught up with the star his recent visit to DC. People are talking and this feature debut is eagerly anticipated. Will these two be as big of a hit as Rob and Kristen? Will they "sparkle" in the sunlight? Will Chase's mood swings give Levon whiplash? Guess you'll just have to tune it once it's released and find out if this project is something you can really sink your teeth into! And speaking of "teeth".....since necks won't be the only things being sucked on....is it better with fangs? Inquiring minds want to know....Ouch!

Promises, Promises

TMZ is reporting that DC socialite Bill (E) may be headed on a little trip to the west coast soon. Sources say that the party boy's friends fear that he is spinning out of control and they are threatening to check him into "Promises"....yet again! B was seen almost passed out at a trendy DC nightclub after getting into fights with just about everyone of his close circle of friends as they pleaded with him to stop drinking and tried to put him in a taxi to go home for the night. One on-looker said that he grew enraged and began throwing drinks and slapping his friends when they tried to intervene. Hmmmmmm looks like this may be turning into a 'family affair' as reports have recently surfaced that B's brother Michael was seen at the same night spot going on all sorts of drunken tirades! Well now that's what we call brotherly love....love for vodka that is! Now now boys....you two might want to get a handle on your lives before things really get out of control.....Betty said she's tired of seeing your asses! XOXO

Just call me Theodore....

Hot off the presses is our spring style issue featuring none other than DC's own Teddy. Don't miss all the juice as the party boy spills about his addiction to shopping, boys, and well partying! Get all dirt on who's hot and who's NOT... in the sack....MEOWWWW! But is this party boy ready to give up all the infamous HOT hook-ups? T is rumored to be settling down in the near future with his new love.....and let's just say he'll definitely have VIP status at Town! Hmmmmmmmm stop it! In this issue our diva tells us why he puts the "D" in Deep V! T goes on to say, "you gotta give the boys some skin whenever you can." Check out all his style tips and tricks. Until next time....XOXO

Give me more!

E! Online is reporting that DC socialite James is set to make his big return this weekend. Inside sources confirm that the party boy will once again hit the DC social scene after a brief hiatus. What was the reason you ask? Hmmmmmm.....J says he was simply honoring his personal commitment for lent but some don't buy it! People began to notice his rather erratic behavior just before his "disappearance".....strange eating habits and endlessly working out. Rehab anyone! Did the party boy finally get his alledged eating disorder under control? Well be out this weekend and you can judge for yourself. In any event we can't wait for J's return...it's sure to be an entertaining experience complete with 40's, cartwheels, and late-night trips to YUM's! XOXO

Screw Waldo: Where's Jason?

Has anyone seen J? The rumor mills are in full swing. The Square has heard everything from him joining a cult, to moving to Iowa to live on a farm, to having been abducted by aliens....and the list goes on and on! So what's the deal you ask? Well it must be love! Inside sources are reporting that this DC socialite is officially off the market and has been spending a lot of time with his new beau. Hmmmmm we haven't seen him since Hilary was still in the race! Ok while it hasn't been quite that long, it has been a while since Jason has made an appearance on the social scene with his partner in crime Ed. J was recently spotted shopping in trendy Georgetown boutiques with his new man "Z" and looked as happy as Michael J. at a little league baseball game! The Square caught up with J's best bud Ed for a comment on the situation and here's what he had to say, "Wow this is serious...I've never seen him like this...must be love! I'm happy for him but soon the honeymoon will be over because we have some serious catching up to do and I think another New York party weekend is in order and soon!" Well J, looks like your friends want you to come out of hiding. Can he tear himself away from his new man long enough? We'll see.......XOXO

Together again?

Spotted: R & M galavanting all over DC together this weekend! Hmmmmmm what's the deal guys? Last we heard, these two had a bitter break-up.....did they break-up to make-up? Well people are talking so The Square set out to get to the bottom of the situation. Calls to both camps went unanswered, but we finally got in touch with Michael's rep Liz Rosenberg and she had this to say, "my client and his 'friend' would appreciate some privacy to sort out their personal matters during this delicate time." Well Liz, like JT said those flashing lights are everywhere! So we suggest that the happy couple stay indoors and out of popular hangout spots if they want privacy...otherwise we're gonna do what we do best! On a related note, we're guessing those plane tickets Michael just purchased for a trip for two to Massachusetts were for more than just for a vacation! We've got our eyes on you two......XOXO!

Brothers no more?

Can it really be? Is the brotherly love lost between Rayshaun and KC? Oh, say it isn't so! The pair alledgedly had a knock down, drag out fight which ended with Rayshaun saying "I have no brother! If his ass was on fire, I wouldn't piss on him to put it out!" Meeeoooowww! Sources tell The Square that there had been a lot of tension between the two lately and people were getting the feeling that something was definitely wrong! What could have happened to drive a wedge between these two? One on-looker added, "Hmmmm, must be a man involved." Did KC try it with Rayshaun's #1 Miami squeeze? Oooohhhhh do tell! We tried unsuccessfully to reach the parties for comment on the situation and right now details are still sketchy. But rest assured boys and girls...we WILL get to the bottom of this juicy fiasco! Until next time...XOXO

Walk for me!

TMZ is reporting that former DC socialite Istvan has indeed taken a bite out of the Big Apple! Inside sources are reporting that the Brooklyn Bombshell is set to sign with the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency and will soon be strutting his stuff on catwalks all over the world. The Square recently caught up with his rep Alexis Alexander and she had this to say, "Istvan is ready to take the world by storm! He has devoted most of his life to fashion and beauty so it was only natural that he would eventually take center stage and do what he loves." Well move over Heidi and Giselle, there's a new kid on the block! Just be careful not to throw your cell phone at anyone.....the paparazzi can be relentless! XOXO

Vacation or Rehab Scandal?

E! Online is reporting that jet-setting DC socialite Gabriel may be spending time in Florida for more than just a vacation! Inside sources say that the socialite reportedly checked in to a posh, upscale, and ultra exclusive rehab facility while telling friends he needed to get away for a vacation. Oh the drama! Could it be that the socialite's wild, partying ways have caught up with him yet again? The Square attempted to contact G's publicist for a statement and got a big "NO COMMENT!! Please allow my client to enjoy some much needed rest and relaxation in private." Maybe someone should tell both G and his publicist that circuit parties and rehab don't mix! One person familiar with the situation, and speaking on the condition of anonymity, told us that Gabriel was fully detoxed and ready to come back to DC when he got an exclusive invite to Miami's famous Winter White Party. Oddly enough, the day after the party, G updated his profile to say "I've decided to stay in the fun & sun for another two weeks!" Hmmmmmmm, we don't want to jump to conclusions, but even a blind man could see that connection! Well boys and girls, they say the third time's the charm....let's hope they're right! XOXO

I Will CUT you!!!

BREAKING NEWS! Things alledgedly got HEATED earlier this week between DC Divas Jose and KC. Inside sources report that the two exchanged hostile words on the dance floor while spectators watched in awe...ready for a battle of epic proportions! Luckily, there was no bloodshed--this time....but on-lookers say the pair almost came to blows! Shouts of "Bitch, I will CUT you!" and "What she saaaaayyyy...SHE AIN'T NO DIVA!" could be heard by the crowd. Apparently KC Beyonce traded in her 'Halo' for a set of Wolverine-like claws! Meeooooowww! Details are sketchy, but The Square has learned that Jose was reportedly still fuming over the fact that the door person at the club tried foolishly to refuse entry to his first lady Danielle. Jose maintained his composure when the arrogant door person snapped, "I don't know you" to which Jose promptly responded, "You may not know me, but your boss damn sure does, BITCH! Don't get cute....I will destroy YOU!" Needless to say, Danielle was quickly allowed access to the club and all was well until KC bumped into Jose....and at that point, ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE! Friends quickly intervened and calmed the situation and everyone was able to enjoy their evening. Crisis averted! Until next time boys and girls...XOXO!

Fist Me I'm IRISH

We here at The Square hope everyone had a great and drunken St. Patty's Day! Apparently, celebratory kissing is out and festive FISTING is in! Talk about a variation on the theme! We just have one question.....did W get any takers in response to the message on his shirt? Hmmmmm wouldn't you love to know!!! XOXO

Fit for a Queen

TMZ is reporting that DC's own Fit Queen B has finally taken the plunge and will bare all! The Square caught up with the socialite fresh off her trip to "The Mansion" after a week long party with Hef and the girls and she had this to say, "You only live once, so why the hell not. I party like it's my moutha fu&%in job, so this was bound to happen sooner or later! I like to show the kids how it's REALLY done!" Well B, we know you can party with the best of them from coast to coast and all points in between.....consider yourself lucky if you get to roll with the Queen. XOXO

Be: Done!

Extra, Extra! The scandal train is full steam ahead in DC! The Square has learned that a former Be: Boy has apparently been a very bad boy! Inside sources report that the liquor board recently charged a certain popular hot spot with certain infractions....saying STOP or Be: Fined! One person familiar with the situation, and speaking on the condition of anonymity, tells The Square that there were all kinds of stunts and shenanigans that led to MW's departure. Hmmmmmm do tell! But apparently M is very resourceful and has managed to land himself a new gig......but shhhh...we can't tell you where...it's a "Secret"! Oh the drama! XOXO

I Love LA-LA land!

TMZ is reporting that former Baltimore/DC socialte Nick is loving life on the West Coast. The socialite made the heart-wrenching decision to move to LA with the love of his life a couple years ago and says that although he misses his "wife" Shayna and the rest of his east coast friends and family, things couldn't be better. Nick is modeling, acting, and still partying of course! Although, rumors are swirling that the LA "It-Boy" may be slowing things down a bit and becoming a family man. Inside sources say that he and his beau recently adopted several puppies and that they like spending quiet nights at home with "the kids". Could it be? Is the ultimate party boy ditching the clubs for his pups? The Square caught up with Nick's rep Arden Alexander, and she had this to say, "No need to be alarmed! You can still find Nick at all the LA hot spots partying like a rock star. He's a man of many faces....WeHo has plenty of pet stores too!" Well boys and girls there you have it.....our party boy is still holdin it down! Maybe he'll grace us with another visit to the East Coast soon........XOXO

Beats for the Street

Fans are clamouring for more from Rayshaun, DC's Hottest VJ. The Square recently caught up with the music man for an upclose and personal interview:

Q: So what made you decide to become a VJ?
A: I just love music and dancing, so it was a pretty natural fit for me.

Q: What types of music do you like?
A: JANET, JANET, JANET! Ha ha all kinds really. It depends on my mood, but I can listen to almost any song and find something to like about it.

Q: Are you nice to your fans when it comes to requests?
A: I try to make everyone happy, but sometimes people want to hear what they want to hear and they want instant gratification. It gets tricky sometimes, I mean I can't play Beyonce and Britney all the time! I have to cater to my audience and play something for everyone.

Q: If you had to name the soundtrack to your life right now, what would it be?
A: Hmmmmm, it would have to be Janet's "Rock With U"! LOL

Q: Sounds like there's a man involved?
A: Yes, THE MAN....the hottest man I think I've ever met!

Q: Hmmmmm, tell us about him?
A: Well anyone that knows me personally knows who I'm talking about....he has the most beautiful blue eyes I've ever seen and he recently moved to DC from Miami...and that's about all I'm giving you!

Q: Well ok. Any chance of wedding bells in the future?
A: The minute he asks me, we're on a plane to Massachusetts! LOL
No really, we just hang out these days and enjoy each other's company. Plus, my long time love constantly tries to pull me back in and since he's like Katy Perry's "Hot 'N Cold" that makes for a lot of unnecessary drama!

Q: Whoa...two of them huh?
A: Well we're not even going to talk about the one that recently moved away to Ohio for family reasons. All I need is for him to come back to DC and things would get really messy!

Well R, we wish you the best in love and life and hope that you will continue to bless us with those ridiculous beats....and play more Beyonce dammit!!!!! XOXO

M.K. Spinning out of Control?

E! Online is reporting that Capitol Hills star Michael Kilgore may be auditioning for his next role: Queen of Rehab! Several sources report that the DC socialite has been spinning out of control recently, drinking and partying like his life depends on it. Michael insists that he's just getting re-aquainted with city living after his recent stint out in West Bumfuck (a suburb of a country ass Maryland suburb). The party animal released the following statement through his publicist, "I have a new lease on life these days. After the year I've had, I'm just living my life, taking it one day at a time." Hmmmmm where have we heard those words before....is that step 12 of the program? Friends of the socialite say they are worried and just don't want things to get out of hand, fearing that the next stop for Michael will be "Promises" Rehabilitation Center in San Diego, CA. Well we here at The Square certainly hope that Michael can party in moderation and keep things under control. We'll be watching to see how this story unfolds.....

Art Imitates Life.....

Is KC Beyonce 'Dangerously in Love'? There is growing speculation on the DC social scene that the Diva does in deed have a new love interest. KC is the type to always keep people guessing and carefully tries to keep his personal life out of the media....but people are talking! The socialite has been spotted recently in a number of places with a certain someone...we'll just call him "S" for now. The pair has been hanging out a lot lately and noticeably making appearances together at local parties and hot spots. Hmmmmmm...is this a case of art imitating life? We all know that KC's idol Beyonce played coy for quite sometime with details of her relationship with her own "S". Well guys and dolls, seems like there's more to this juicy story and The Square will definitely keep close tabs on this one! Until next time....XOXO

What Recession?

The DC party scene is alive and well in spite of these tough economic times. TMZ is reporting that infamous DC socialites Rick and Ed were recently spotted at a Tysons Corner bank where the two chatted in hopes of distracting themselves from the incredibly slow service! The two business moguls had a chance to catch up during their random run-in as they took time to ensure that their financial affairs were in order. Sources say that the bank manager had to make a couple trips to the vault before all was said and done with these two! Some withdrawals are too large to be made at the ATM and from what we could tell, these two were preparing for some major partying--high society style! Well boys and girls, everyone should pitch in to keep the local economy stimulated....and these two socialites are glad to do their part!

Back off or get beat down!

TMZ is reporting that DC socialite Jozka was ready to put on his boxing gloves on Saturday night! Inside sources say that the socialite fiercely defended his good friend Billy when a situation occured in the restroom at trendy DC nightspot Town. Eager on-lookers were ready for some action! Thankfully there was no need for any punches to be thrown.....and that's a good thing because we can all see the benefits and results of Jozka's grueling workout regimen. He's definietly bulking up and looks like he can pack quite a punch! We caught up with Jozka's rep Shelley Lampanelli for the following statement, "Jozka can be all fun and games until you mess with someone close to him....then WATCH OUT!" Well B...looks like J always has your back.....good friends are hard to find. Now we see why you love him so much......XOXO

Greek Pregnant Hilton?

Hmmmmmm inquiring minds want to know! The Square has recently learned about widespread speculation that sassy DC socialite Georgio may be sporting a baby bump?!?!?!? Inside sources say they have noticed a change in the socialite recently. One source, speaking on the condition of anonymity, told The Square that they have noticed that G has been "sick" a lot lately in the morning leading to a host of cancellations and resheduling of appoitnments at his trendy suburban Maryland salon! So who's the possible daddy? Chace? Zach? Who knows...but only time will tell...and The Square will definitely keep our eyes and ears on alert as this juicy story unfolds!

Homo Estas Michael?

In the latest edition of Mexican Men's Health. Socialite Michael K. Dishes on his past and how his last relationship hurt him. But he is more then ready to put that behind him. Michael stated "Even plants need a little rain to grow, I have lost 10 Lbs....my Pecs looks AMAZING!!!, I have a hot new hair cut and got a Crack & Sac Waxing". As he unzipped his pants to show off his extra smoothness he followed it by giving me a nice tea bagging, Michael was glowing and seemed excited in this interview about his future, new luxury apartment and trying out all the different flavors of men begging for his attention every time he goes out. The Article goes on to talk about his style, work out schedule and favorite positions......... Well here at the square we are happy that one of our favorite socialites are getting it together....Finally =P

Square Bombing

The Square has issued a CODE RED!
Our Square Headquarters were recently bombed which resulted in the loss of our database. We believe it was one of our competitors who shall remain nameless until they are proven guilty...but their name mirrors the shape of a RING! We believe like the Tanya Harding incident our rival was angry at our top spot and wanted to beat our knees in! We do not have clear evidence of the culprit due to the smoke and fire but if you are able to make out the only remaining evidence from the above picture please call our toll free number 1-800-SQU-ARE1. We hope to put this case to rest so we can continue bringing you all the latest gossip....................If all else fails....Jimy's laptop crashed and he lost all his stuff =Please Bare with us!

She AIN'T NO DIVAAA!!!!

With all the buzz surronding Ms. Aretha Franklin's Inauguration hat, It seems as if they are are flying off the shelves. Even DC's own diva/socialite KC Beyonce is wearing one. He was spotted singing Lead in the choir at Church the following Sunday. Ms. Franklin was visiting the church of If you seek Jesus and KC said " I knew she was going to be here and I'm honored to have her in "my" audience...but her crown was only fit for a princess....mine is full blown Queen-B!! KC brought the house down with his performance of Mary Mary's, Shackles and Britney Spears' remix of "If You Seek Jesus". Later when the music and preaching ended Ms.Franklin ended by saying "My crown is going to the Smithsonian, She aint no Diva!........Meow!!! .......Usually here at The Square we follow with some witty sarcastic tid bit....But why bother Just look at that hat..Remember you're a Nobody til you're in The Square!

JOZKA BARES ALL

The Square has learned that model/actor Jozka, one of DC's Prettiest socialites, has been rumored to be set to sign a deal to be a PlayGirl centerfold. As his career is starting to take off he's trying to show he's more than just a back up, saying "Im grown and very comfortable in my own skin, I have nothing to hide!" Jozka is reported to have deals in the works to star in an up and coming flick with Ben Affleck and is even rumored to be competing for a part against Ashton Kutcher in a new Steven Spielberg movie. We reached Jozka's rep Lisa Zulver to try and get a little more info on this bold move. Lisa told The Square "Jozka wants to be seen in a new, sexy light. He has all the right equipment so why not showcase it. With the right PR, personal appearences and roles he will be the next DC "It Boy". It worked for Dr. Christian Troy in Nip tuck im sure it can work for Jozka.......Final word?...When you spread open the centerfold, Dont get your eye poked out.

I am NOT Mary Kate Olsen!!!

Rumors are swirling that DC socialite James may indeed have a little secret! Friends of the party animal have recently taken notice of his LOVE for going to the gym and working out for hours and hours a day. One of his close frineds, speaking in the condition of anonymity, told The Square "I am really starting to worry about him. He has been seen binge eating lately and all of a sudden disappears to the bathroom for a while after he scarfs down everything that's not nailed down!" Is there an eating disorder or does he just need to consume more calories to stick to his grueling workout regimen? Hmmmmm inquiring minds want to know....and The Square will certainly be keeping tabs on this juicy story! Until next time....XOXO

Caught in the ACT!!!

DC socialite Bill(E) is loving the single life! TMZ is reporting that the stylist extraordinare was spotted partying hardy at Town Nightclub on Saturday night. Bill(E) was in good spirits after his recent split with his mystery man and was out enjoying a night on the "Town" with his friends. Stunned on-lookers noted that Bill(E) and his "make-out" buddy were going at it HOT and HEAVY for a large portion of the evening. Bill(E) would occasionally come up for air to find spectators staring and yell "O-M-G you guys!" and jump right back in! Well B, we here at The Square are certainly glad that you are "such a rush" like Kylie....WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW! XOXO

Revenge is a dish best served cold!

TMZ is reporting that DC socialite Rayshaun “put on quite a show” like Rihanna at Jack’s on Inauguration Day. Sources say that Rayshaun was shaken up when he witnessed his ex arrive with the new guy he is rumored to be dating. One on-looker told The Square that R abruptly left the trendy DuPont Circle hang out when he saw the pair arrive. Witnesses say that they reportedly overheard R saying he had just stopped in to order take-out for a friend. Well whatever the case was, later that night R was spotted at the bar canoodling with a new mystery man. Was this mystery guy anyone special or was R just proving a point to his ex that “two can play at that game!” We guess the socialite just refused be upstaged…..he was definitely living his mantra that night, which is Mariah Carey’s “I’m That Chick” . We’ll be watching to see how this one turns out!

Ed's #1 Best selling book

The Square recently caught up with infamous DC socialite Ed to congratulate him on his best-selling book “How To Get Hot Ass”. Ed was very candid in the session telling us that he began a relationship with Y.M.I.J. in order to draw publicity for his book. “I never meant to hurt anyone….I just want Jimy to know that time heals all wounds…” the socialite said. Ed had developed a reputation for “hanging out” with some of the hottest guys in the area. Sometimes things got a little dicey when people started getting too attached and began stalking and doing some really unsavory things trying to get his attention. Ed says it was all just research for his project. A person familiar with the socialite told The Square, “Ed was always hitting the scene with some HOT guy on his arm!” People quickly started to take notice….but the socialite always seems to play coy never really divulging too much information. “I like to keep ‘em guessing” he said. He went on to say “If you reveal everything about yourself…people will lose interest and be on to the next thing before you know it”. Ed gave us some juicy tidbits about some of his shenanigans and hook-ups.....like the now infamous "stall" incident! But you have to purchase the book to find out all the D.C. Socialite's juicy secrets. Let’s just say that you may think you know…BUT YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA!!!! Well Ed….you will have to impart some wisdom on the boys on the scene…and let everyone know…..HOW TO GET HOT ASS! Until the next victim.....XOXO

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The fashion Police were out for the "09" New years exclusive party at Club "Town" The Celebrities where out in their best....Or Worst. We put a panel of judges together To give us some Feed back On there thoughts on Wether our darling D.C. Celebs Brought in the New Years right!...Or ohh Soo Wrong. (With all postings,you can click the picture to see it enlarged)

"Michael"

StarKisha: Michael: Looking Great!! He's making a BIGGER comeback this year than Britney Spears. New job, New BF, New spinoff series from Capitol Hills!! He never disappoints!
Talolo Banks:This isn’t casual Friday.Miranda: Tho Casual, The Purple Goes beautifully with his skin tone..Go ravens!

"Bill(E)"

Paula Abdul: I LOVE IT!! LOVE IT!!! YOU ARE THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!
D.O.M.: "A Louis V. scarf always works for ringing in the New Year. Unfortunately it got no help from the remainder of this ensemble''
Miranda: Confidence makes anything look good, what would you look like with just the scarf!!!

"Georgio"

Larry Hickorynut: I love disco, so you go girl, strike that pose. You could be the next John Travolta.
StarKisha: Liking the outfit but whats going on with his hair? Is that a wig?
Miranda: Cute..My niece has the same Outfit


"Ed"

Larry Hickorynut: CLASSIC!! I see the billionaire accountant is wearing diamond shapes on his vest. Are those symbolic of other diamonds he recently gave someone? Hmmmm
D.O.M.: Is that an Argile sweater or was his tie hanging out? At least he wore a tie and made an effort to dress up, unlike several others at this venue.
Miranda: Sharp and appropriate

"Rob"

StaKisha: Looking sexy
Paula Abdul: YESS YESS..
Miranda: A bit too Casual for a new years party...That is all

"Y.M.I.J."

Talolo Banks: Waiter, table for two please!!!
D.O.M.:Tasteful in color pairing and execution. The Vest and Bowtie work
Miranda: Handsome Man, Now get my coat please

"Jeremy Paul"

StarKisha: Not even worthy!!! TOO MESSY
D.O.M.: A Black Jacket with a splash of scarf always works,,,but not with black shades
Miranda: Dashing, Actually put effort, Lose the sunglasses

"Somebodys Mother"

Talolo Banks: We can forgive her for the moronic look on her face because it is Town but two thumbs down for that excuse for a dress. StarKisha: almost as big of a mess as Jeremy
Miranda: I said to myself..Take a chance on that smart...Fat girl....Tragic

Jozka Wants In!

In a recent interveiw with Jozka The Square got some revealing tid bits on his thoughts on the celebrity status of his friends. "I'm tired of being a light weight socialite, I deserve just as much attention as they do I HAVE DRAMA TOO!!" said Jozka. When we asked him to explain he followed by saying "I'm tired of reading about the same people over and over while I just get some small TID BIT for my birthday!" Well J, if you really want in we suggest you take the route of many other circles/squares and make out with one of them, have some trashy action in a bathroom stall, get pregnant, or develop your own product line! So be careful what you wish for because now we'll be keeping an eye on you...and remember....those flashing lights are everywhere! XOXO

Inquiring Minds Want To Know!

At a recent outing at the exclusive Town Nightclub infamous DC socialite/Investment Banker Ed was spotted in deep conversation with a group of people that seemed "VERY" personal. When the socialite left we decided to go in and get personal....We asked one of the people in the group what they found so incredibly interesting and he responded "we wanted to know how 'big' he was". We were a little confused by the comment so we asked them to explain a little more and one group member said "He's a big guy and we wanted to know if all things fell in proportion down there!!"....GASP*.....Well we're not sure if the "real" truth was ever exposed but we can tell you we did our darndest to check every bathroom stall for the rest of the night!

A Pay-Per-View Event!

The gloves were on and the boys got wild at the pay-per-veiw New Years championship light-weight boxing match held at the exclusive club "TOWN". It started off shaky when Rob came out swinging after apparently getting into Rick's personal space. The result..K.O....forcing bouncers to pull them apart. Only one man was left standing in the ring in the end and the other was escorted out. The Square hates to see two pretty boys go at it....unless jello and a kiddie pool are involved. Ouch, hostility was definitely in the air. DING DING DING..ROUND 8?