The Square

Almost Doesn't Count!

2010-04-24T13:04:00.008-04:00

TMZ is reporting that the eagerly awaited reunion of the group of DC socialites known as 'The Cirlce' is a definite NO GO! Sources say, that at this point, Whitney has a better chance of staging a succesful comeback than this reunion has of actually taking place! The Square learned that group member Bill(E) threw out the idea of a reunion a couple of weeks ago. Onlookers at popular night spot Town report that Bill(E) was seen in discussions with Ed over plans for the event. The DC social scene was all abuzz over speculation of a possible reunion. It was supposed to be an event to remember on the DC social scene. Unfortunately, the in-fighting and feuds that led to the group's separation in the first place have re-surfaced!

Most of the group seems to be at odds with Michael, yet again....deja vu anyone! Members of the once close-knit group feel that Michael has continued his out-of-control spiral over the last year. Sources say that recently, Michael had been making steady progess repairing his seemingly strained relationships with group members Georgio and BFF James. Frequent sightings of the trio partying it up in Baltimore in recent weeks sent signals that the group may have felt like they needed to be away from the "DC Drama" in order to make amends. And for a short time....things were going well.

The big reunion was set for this weekend with all group members once again keeping in regular contact. But the warning signs that something was wrong became more and more visible as the week progressed. The guys started making plans with certain members and attempted to exclude others. One of the most obvious issues in the group is the strained relationship between the two brothers, Michael and Billy. The pair hasn't been the same since they split, going their separate ways deciding not to renew the lease for the trendy DuPont Circle luxury apartment they once shared. Apparently, his relationship with his brother isn't the only thing that Michael should have been concerned about. The socialite saw his Friday night plans go up in smoke after James threw an unexpected monkey wrench in the works. Let's just say that James played his "wild card" and partied it up in DC Friday night with fellow group member Ed while Michael was left out in left field in the suburbs! Michael may have thought he would get to Ed first, but let's just say that things didn't turn out the way he had hoped. Even normally fun-loving James had his claws out that night! Meooooowwwwww!

Things could get interesting to say the least! Perhaps Michael thought that things would fall into place after his return home from Dr. Drew's rehab clinic. Hmmmmm...not quite! According to Michael's rep Liz Rosenberg, "James may have won the battle....but the WAR is far from over!" Ouch! Stay tuned folks.....we'll see what happens when we add Billy and Georgio back into the mix. Rumor has it that all group members except James will be out in DC tonight. Has James refused to see BFF Michael? How will brothers Michael and Billy get along? Can Ed and Georgio finally get over their past issues? Hmmmmmm juicy......can't wait to see how this story unfolds! XOXO

You found WHAT in there????

2010-02-27T13:23:00.002-05:00

TMZ is reporting that DC socialite Luke 'Lukeshia' Lewis has a love for EVERYTHING he has....so much so that he apparently never throws away anything! Friends and aquaintances have wondered for years why Lukeshia has always been so illusive about inviting people over. Those close to the socialite were positively stunned as a team of cameras revealed the state of his DuPont home. One onlooker commented, "I mean he's always so well put together when I see him out, it's hard to believe he actually lives like that!" Sources say that the camera crew uncovered 'everything under the sun' in that place. The Square is told that the sheer magnitude of the collection of micellaneous items is mind blowing! They reportedly even found another one of Tiger's mistresses buried in the rubble! Sounds major....XOXO

Well it is the city of 'Brotherly Love'

2010-02-27T13:06:00.002-05:00

Say it isn't so! Is DC's own business mogul Bill Gray finally over the district? Hmmmm enquiring minds want to know. Several sources report that B may indeed be planning his married life with 'Twink' in the City of Brotherly Love. Twink recently declared that he was OVER DC and wanted to move to Philly. The Square's photogs caught images of the pair taking Philly by storm recently. They set the social scene on fire just over a week ago and were welcomed with open arms. We even got a tip that the two managed to sneak in a little real estate shopping while they were there. Will B leave DC behind and relocate with Twink to be closer to family and old friends? We certainly hope not. but love is a powerful thing! XOXO

A Model Marriage?

2010-02-10T16:53:00.004-05:00

EXTRA EXTRA!!!! Hot off the presses boys and girls! TMZ is reporting that DC's own Supermodel extraordinaire Joska got an early Valentine's surprise! Could this be true? Is Joska engaged? His rep Liz Rosenberg couldn't be reached today for comment, but The Square is working all connections and leads to get the real deal. Inside sources, speaking on the condition of anonymity, tell us that J may indeed be planning to be a December bride! There's talk of a winter wonderland wedding that promises to be the stuff fairytales are made of! DC socialite Bill(E) has reportedly been asked to be the Maid of Honor and is said to be already hard at work coordinating and organizing the glorious event. Details are still sketchy at this point, but other DC socialites rumored to be part of J's special day include: Michael K, James L, and Georgio T. And get this....KC Beyonce, Ed, and Istvan are said to be planning a spectacular surprise for the wedding reception! Should be memorable and entertaining.....we are seeing some sort of Britney/Beyonce/GaGa moment....should be fierce with a capital F!!

We sure can't wait to see how this story unfolds....until next time....XOXO!

SNOW EM GEE!!!

2010-02-10T16:18:00.002-05:00

We're back boys and girls and just in time! The boyz are being very naughty in DC these days. Snowed in? Cabin fever? Drunken trists? Seems like all of the above. While the Mid-Atlantic is dealing with the stormy wrath of Mother Nature's bitch fit, the boyz are creating all new sorts of scandals! Let's check our calendars shall we......we're taking bets on who will soon be sporting baby bumps from all this snowbound sexing going on! Hmmmmm looks like a baby boom in November folks!

So who's doing who you ask? Well you know we here at The Square never kiss and tell, but let's just say if the walls and stalls on 17th street could talk.......DAMN! From DuPont to Logan, the vultures are definitely "circling" in the snow! We couldn't conjure up some of these stories if we tried! XOXO

Weigh it and pay it!

2009-09-08T00:18:00.003-04:00

Oh the scandal! TMZ is reporting that DC socialite Bill (E) took things to a WHOLE ‘nother level at DuPont Whole Foods recently. Apparently the recession really has hit home! The hairstylist extraordinaire was seen walking around the food store eating food from the hot bar and laughing hysterically. Store employees were overheard yelling “Hey, weigh it and pay it!” to the socialite before he was reportedly chased from the store!!!! The manager told him that next time he needs to pay for his food before he enjoys it! Hmmmmmm folks…things are getting rough out there….hopefully his clients will fill up the tip jar this week! Until next time….XOXO

Fag Hags Gone Wild!

2009-08-25T07:47:00.002-04:00

So which DC fag hag is allegedly pregnant by one of her gays? Scandalous!!! Inside sources are reporting that one DC “first lady” may have gotten just a little too close with her gay BFF! Hmmmmmm stop it! Fuck that shit that’s going on at that house in DuPont, THIS is the REAL WORLD! We’ve all observed how close some of the friendships between fag and hag can become. A good gay is often there for his hag through all of the ridiculous boy trouble and well a good hag is there for her fag through all the ridiculous boy trouble too! It turns out that sometimes comfort and consolation can go “all the way”! One thing’s for sure, the possibilities are endless for this little one. He or she will have the best of all worlds! A gay dad and a damn near gay man for a mom…..the kid will be fierce with a capital F!!!! I’m sure everyone will be watching to see who else is sporting a baby bump besides Kim K’s sister. XOXO

Royal Fun!

2009-08-13T19:35:00.003-04:00

EXTRA EXTRA! Who’s the new reigning King of bathroom stall action????? Hmmmmm one of the party boyz in this pic, but The Square never, heh ummm, kisses and tells! All we can say is that inside sources are reporting that recently things got HOT and HEAVY between one of our beloved DC socialites and his beau. We’re debating whether or not to put the footage on your favorite amateur porn site, though from looks of the action in that stall that night…..these boys may qualify for pro status! HOT! One thing’s for sure, the infamous socialite that everyone thinks is the reigning “Stall King” had no choice but to relinquish his crown once this juicy story broke! Until next time boys and girls….XOXO

The End of an Era?

2009-05-24T11:56:00.003-04:00

Extra, Extra! Looks like trouble in paradise! TMZ is reporting that the group of DC socialites dubbed 'The Circle' may have gotten their bubble burst! Sources say that the once close-knit group is drifting further and further apart. Stories of drama, in-fighting, lies, and betrayal have plagued the group in recent months. Is there any truth to these rumors? Hmmmmm enquiring minds want to know! One thing is for sure, there is definitely trouble in Denmark! Over the past few years you couldn't walk into a DC hotspot without seeing the group of friends front and center, partying like rockstars. These days you're lucky to catch most of them in the same room together! So what's that all about? Backstabbing? Boy drama? Jealousy? Job changes and changes in living arrangements? Misplaced loyalty? Inside sources say a variety of issues are at play here. Will the group work it out? Only time will tell....but we're keeping tabs on this story. Until next time...XOXO

Raising "W" Street!

2009-05-05T18:14:00.003-04:00

E! Online is reporting that DC socialite Michael K. is rumored to be working on a documentary called "Raining 'W' Street" that will alledgely send shock waves through the metro area! The Square recently caught up with M and he had a lot to say. Michael talks love, friendship, and brotherhood among other things. Apparently he and good pal Jozka are set to join the 3rd season of Army Wives since both of their beaus will be shipped overseas to serve and protect in the coming months. Sources say these two have cried enough tears to fill an ocean! We certainly hope their loved ones come back to them safe and sound as soon as possible. It seems that Michael has really settled down and has been noticebly absent from the social scene lately. Michael says he is 'worried' about his brother Bill (E) and BFF Georgio and that he feels like his hasn't seen his good friend Ed in ages. The socialite says he thinks B & G need to slow down a bit on the 'wild and crazy' nights and that E needs to stop being so damn anti-social. It seems that his close 'circle' has somewhat drifted apart and M would like very much for the group to do more things together. Awwww isn't that sweet....but we hear the 'tell-all' he's working on is anything but! Meow! We can't wait to hear the rest. Until next time....XOXO!

Love, Lies, and Betrayal.....

2009-04-21T21:08:00.002-04:00

Extra, Extra....looks like the proverbial cat is out of the bag as they say!! The Square has learned that Greek Paris Hilton travelled many "Miles" away from home this weekend when he secretly hopped a plane to Boston! Sources say that a newly filed marriage license turned up during a Massachusetts state public records search seemingly confirming the rumors that G has indeed tied the knot...although there is at least one person who would have liked to tie that knot around his neck! One person familiar with the situation, and speaking on the condition of anonymity, tells The Square that the two love birds had a fly-by-night romance and declared that they were soulmates! Funny how "the groom" was shacked up with G's co-worker Jeremariah just last week! Hmmmmm....SCANDALOUS!! "That skank ass bitch better watch his back" was the comment we got from J when we contacted him regarding the situation! Whoa....talk about work-place violence....let's just hope that nobody gets hit with a pair of flat irons! Friends of the socialite say that they are in complete shock and disbelief and can't believe that he took it this far. Will he pull a Britney? After all, it has been about 55 hours since he said "I do!" Well Kill The Lights....cuz the weekend was a total Blur....and when Jeremariah gets done, there's bound to be some Shattered Glass! Who will be the true Ringleader and call the shots? XOXO

Shades of Gray.....

2009-04-21T20:19:00.003-04:00

E! Online is reporting that DC's coolest bartender/club mogul was anything but cool recently on college night at a local hot spot! Sources say that B was possibly defending the honor of his BF when he allegedly "reached out and touched" someone. Who is that someone you ask? Why none other than DC's own budding porn star "Chase Harding"!! OMG....we hope there wasn't any bruising since we need his skin to be nice and pretty for his close-ups on the set of Twinklight! On-lookers say that club security quickly escorted B out of the club, but he apparently didn't leave quietly....yelling and screaming until the end! MEOW! Hmmmmmm seems like "Chase" better BE: Careful when strolling about the city for the remainder of his visit. Hopefully Las Vegas living has taught him a few things......9th and N....probably not a safe BET right about now!

Be: For Real!

2009-04-19T22:38:00.005-04:00

TMZ is reporting that DC's own Rachel Panay has apparently had it with a certain local night spot. Inside sources say that ever since the recent "change in ownership/management" there have been all sorts of mis-steps. The Square recently caught up with Rachel and she had this to say, "I mean I understand that you have to allow time for 'the dust to settle' after such a major shake-up. You also have to understand that people will have learning curves and will need time to get 'up to speed', but enough is enough! I mean I guess if you direct a couple of drunk ass guys to carry someone in for their opening number, there's a good chance that you'll Be: Dropped!" Not cute...at all! Well we certainly hope that things improve in the very near future so that Rachel won't Be: Done! Will she continue hosting fab parties with her infamous guest DJ's and surprise performances? Hmmmmmm we'll see.....but in the mean time, you can check out www.rachelpanay.com for all the latest news and beats! XOXO

I Want to Suck Your......Ummmm Blood

2009-04-19T21:28:00.005-04:00

A star is born! DC's very own "Chase Harding" is set to star in a porno parody of Twilight. We're excited to see two of our favorite things being put together. Seriously folks....this could be the best combination since chocolate and peanut butter! The Square caught up with the star his recent visit to DC. People are talking and this feature debut is eagerly anticipated. Will these two be as big of a hit as Rob and Kristen? Will they "sparkle" in the sunlight? Will Chase's mood swings give Levon whiplash? Guess you'll just have to tune it once it's released and find out if this project is something you can really sink your teeth into! And speaking of "teeth".....since necks won't be the only things being sucked on....is it better with fangs? Inquiring minds want to know....Ouch!

Promises, Promises

2009-04-14T17:55:00.002-04:00

TMZ is reporting that DC socialite Bill (E) may be headed on a little trip to the west coast soon. Sources say that the party boy's friends fear that he is spinning out of control and they are threatening to check him into "Promises"....yet again! B was seen almost passed out at a trendy DC nightclub after getting into fights with just about everyone of his close circle of friends as they pleaded with him to stop drinking and tried to put him in a taxi to go home for the night. One on-looker said that he grew enraged and began throwing drinks and slapping his friends when they tried to intervene. Hmmmmmm looks like this may be turning into a 'family affair' as reports have recently surfaced that B's brother Michael was seen at the same night spot going on all sorts of drunken tirades! Well now that's what we call brotherly love....love for vodka that is! Now now boys....you two might want to get a handle on your lives before things really get out of control.....Betty said she's tired of seeing your asses! XOXO

Just call me Theodore....

2009-04-14T13:06:00.003-04:00

Hot off the presses is our spring style issue featuring none other than DC's own Teddy. Don't miss all the juice as the party boy spills about his addiction to shopping, boys, and well partying! Get all dirt on who's hot and who's NOT... in the sack....MEOWWWW! But is this party boy ready to give up all the infamous HOT hook-ups? T is rumored to be settling down in the near future with his new love.....and let's just say he'll definitely have VIP status at Town! Hmmmmmmmm stop it! In this issue our diva tells us why he puts the "D" in Deep V! T goes on to say, "you gotta give the boys some skin whenever you can." Check out all his style tips and tricks. Until next time....XOXO

Give me more!

2009-04-14T12:21:00.003-04:00

E! Online is reporting that DC socialite James is set to make his big return this weekend. Inside sources confirm that the party boy will once again hit the DC social scene after a brief hiatus. What was the reason you ask? Hmmmmmm.....J says he was simply honoring his personal commitment for lent but some don't buy it! People began to notice his rather erratic behavior just before his "disappearance".....strange eating habits and endlessly working out. Rehab anyone! Did the party boy finally get his alledged eating disorder under control? Well be out this weekend and you can judge for yourself. In any event we can't wait for J's return...it's sure to be an entertaining experience complete with 40's, cartwheels, and late-night trips to YUM's! XOXO

Screw Waldo: Where's Jason?

2009-04-05T19:04:00.003-04:00

Has anyone seen J? The rumor mills are in full swing. The Square has heard everything from him joining a cult, to moving to Iowa to live on a farm, to having been abducted by aliens....and the list goes on and on! So what's the deal you ask? Well it must be love! Inside sources are reporting that this DC socialite is officially off the market and has been spending a lot of time with his new beau. Hmmmmm we haven't seen him since Hilary was still in the race! Ok while it hasn't been quite that long, it has been a while since Jason has made an appearance on the social scene with his partner in crime Ed. J was recently spotted shopping in trendy Georgetown boutiques with his new man "Z" and looked as happy as Michael J. at a little league baseball game! The Square caught up with J's best bud Ed for a comment on the situation and here's what he had to say, "Wow this is serious...I've never seen him like this...must be love! I'm happy for him but soon the honeymoon will be over because we have some serious catching up to do and I think another New York party weekend is in order and soon!" Well J, looks like your friends want you to come out of hiding. Can he tear himself away from his new man long enough? We'll see.......XOXO

Together again?

2009-03-31T20:20:00.004-04:00

Spotted: R & M galavanting all over DC together this weekend! Hmmmmmm what's the deal guys? Last we heard, these two had a bitter break-up.....did they break-up to make-up? Well people are talking so The Square set out to get to the bottom of the situation. Calls to both camps went unanswered, but we finally got in touch with Michael's rep Liz Rosenberg and she had this to say, "my client and his 'friend' would appreciate some privacy to sort out their personal matters during this delicate time." Well Liz, like JT said those flashing lights are everywhere! So we suggest that the happy couple stay indoors and out of popular hangout spots if they want privacy...otherwise we're gonna do what we do best! On a related note, we're guessing those plane tickets Michael just purchased for a trip for two to Massachusetts were for more than just for a vacation! We've got our eyes on you two......XOXO!

Brothers no more?

2009-03-27T14:41:00.002-04:00

Can it really be? Is the brotherly love lost between Rayshaun and KC? Oh, say it isn't so! The pair alledgedly had a knock down, drag out fight which ended with Rayshaun saying "I have no brother! If his ass was on fire, I wouldn't piss on him to put it out!" Meeeoooowww! Sources tell The Square that there had been a lot of tension between the two lately and people were getting the feeling that something was definitely wrong! What could have happened to drive a wedge between these two? One on-looker added, "Hmmmm, must be a man involved." Did KC try it with Rayshaun's #1 Miami squeeze? Oooohhhhh do tell! We tried unsuccessfully to reach the parties for comment on the situation and right now details are still sketchy. But rest assured boys and girls...we WILL get to the bottom of this juicy fiasco! Until next time...XOXO

Walk for me!

2009-03-26T21:19:00.003-04:00

TMZ is reporting that former DC socialite Istvan has indeed taken a bite out of the Big Apple! Inside sources are reporting that the Brooklyn Bombshell is set to sign with the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency and will soon be strutting his stuff on catwalks all over the world. The Square recently caught up with his rep Alexis Alexander and she had this to say, "Istvan is ready to take the world by storm! He has devoted most of his life to fashion and beauty so it was only natural that he would eventually take center stage and do what he loves." Well move over Heidi and Giselle, there's a new kid on the block! Just be careful not to throw your cell phone at anyone.....the paparazzi can be relentless! XOXO

Vacation or Rehab Scandal?

2009-03-24T20:44:00.002-04:00

E! Online is reporting that jet-setting DC socialite Gabriel may be spending time in Florida for more than just a vacation! Inside sources say that the socialite reportedly checked in to a posh, upscale, and ultra exclusive rehab facility while telling friends he needed to get away for a vacation. Oh the drama! Could it be that the socialite's wild, partying ways have caught up with him yet again? The Square attempted to contact G's publicist for a statement and got a big "NO COMMENT!! Please allow my client to enjoy some much needed rest and relaxation in private." Maybe someone should tell both G and his publicist that circuit parties and rehab don't mix! One person familiar with the situation, and speaking on the condition of anonymity, told us that Gabriel was fully detoxed and ready to come back to DC when he got an exclusive invite to Miami's famous Winter White Party. Oddly enough, the day after the party, G updated his profile to say "I've decided to stay in the fun & sun for another two weeks!" Hmmmmmmm, we don't want to jump to conclusions, but even a blind man could see that connection! Well boys and girls, they say the third time's the charm....let's hope they're right! XOXO

I Will CUT you!!!

2009-03-19T18:13:00.002-04:00

BREAKING NEWS! Things alledgedly got HEATED earlier this week between DC Divas Jose and KC. Inside sources report that the two exchanged hostile words on the dance floor while spectators watched in awe...ready for a battle of epic proportions! Luckily, there was no bloodshed--this time....but on-lookers say the pair almost came to blows! Shouts of "Bitch, I will CUT you!" and "What she saaaaayyyy...SHE AIN'T NO DIVA!" could be heard by the crowd. Apparently KC Beyonce traded in her 'Halo' for a set of Wolverine-like claws! Meeooooowww! Details are sketchy, but The Square has learned that Jose was reportedly still fuming over the fact that the door person at the club tried foolishly to refuse entry to his first lady Danielle. Jose maintained his composure when the arrogant door person snapped, "I don't know you" to which Jose promptly responded, "You may not know me, but your boss damn sure does, BITCH! Don't get cute....I will destroy YOU!" Needless to say, Danielle was quickly allowed access to the club and all was well until KC bumped into Jose....and at that point, ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE! Friends quickly intervened and calmed the situation and everyone was able to enjoy their evening. Crisis averted! Until next time boys and girls...XOXO!

Fist Me I'm IRISH

2009-03-19T17:19:00.002-04:00

We here at The Square hope everyone had a great and drunken St. Patty's Day! Apparently, celebratory kissing is out and festive FISTING is in! Talk about a variation on the theme! We just have one question.....did W get any takers in response to the message on his shirt? Hmmmmm wouldn't you love to know!!! XOXO

Fit for a Queen

2009-03-16T21:57:00.005-04:00

TMZ is reporting that DC's own Fit Queen B has finally taken the plunge and will bare all! The Square caught up with the socialite fresh off her trip to "The Mansion" after a week long party with Hef and the girls and she had this to say, "You only live once, so why the hell not. I party like it's my moutha fu&%in job, so this was bound to happen sooner or later! I like to show the kids how it's REALLY done!" Well B, we know you can party with the best of them from coast to coast and all points in between.....consider yourself lucky if you get to roll with the Queen. XOXO

Be: Done!

2009-03-15T23:35:00.004-04:00

Extra, Extra! The scandal train is full steam ahead in DC! The Square has learned that a former Be: Boy has apparently been a very bad boy! Inside sources report that the liquor board recently charged a certain popular hot spot with certain infractions....saying STOP or Be: Fined! One person familiar with the situation, and speaking on the condition of anonymity, tells The Square that there were all kinds of stunts and shenanigans that led to MW's departure. Hmmmmmm do tell! But apparently M is very resourceful and has managed to land himself a new gig......but shhhh...we can't tell you where...it's a "Secret"! Oh the drama! XOXO

I Love LA-LA land!

2009-03-13T15:31:00.004-04:00

TMZ is reporting that former Baltimore/DC socialte Nick is loving life on the West Coast. The socialite made the heart-wrenching decision to move to LA with the love of his life a couple years ago and says that although he misses his "wife" Shayna and the rest of his east coast friends and family, things couldn't be better. Nick is modeling, acting, and still partying of course! Although, rumors are swirling that the LA "It-Boy" may be slowing things down a bit and becoming a family man. Inside sources say that he and his beau recently adopted several puppies and that they like spending quiet nights at home with "the kids". Could it be? Is the ultimate party boy ditching the clubs for his pups? The Square caught up with Nick's rep Arden Alexander, and she had this to say, "No need to be alarmed! You can still find Nick at all the LA hot spots partying like a rock star. He's a man of many faces....WeHo has plenty of pet stores too!" Well boys and girls there you have it.....our party boy is still holdin it down! Maybe he'll grace us with another visit to the East Coast soon........XOXO

Beats for the Street

2009-03-13T14:35:00.005-04:00

Fans are clamouring for more from Rayshaun, DC's Hottest VJ. The Square recently caught up with the music man for an upclose and personal interview:

Q: So what made you decide to become a VJ?
A: I just love music and dancing, so it was a pretty natural fit for me.

Q: What types of music do you like?
A: JANET, JANET, JANET! Ha ha all kinds really. It depends on my mood, but I can listen to almost any song and find something to like about it.

Q: Are you nice to your fans when it comes to requests?
A: I try to make everyone happy, but sometimes people want to hear what they want to hear and they want instant gratification. It gets tricky sometimes, I mean I can't play Beyonce and Britney all the time! I have to cater to my audience and play something for everyone.

Q: If you had to name the soundtrack to your life right now, what would it be?
A: Hmmmmm, it would have to be Janet's "Rock With U"! LOL

Q: Sounds like there's a man involved?
A: Yes, THE MAN....the hottest man I think I've ever met!

Q: Hmmmmm, tell us about him?
A: Well anyone that knows me personally knows who I'm talking about....he has the most beautiful blue eyes I've ever seen and he recently moved to DC from Miami...and that's about all I'm giving you!

Q: Well ok. Any chance of wedding bells in the future?
A: The minute he asks me, we're on a plane to Massachusetts! LOL
No really, we just hang out these days and enjoy each other's company. Plus, my long time love constantly tries to pull me back in and since he's like Katy Perry's "Hot 'N Cold" that makes for a lot of unnecessary drama!

Q: Whoa...two of them huh?
A: Well we're not even going to talk about the one that recently moved away to Ohio for family reasons. All I need is for him to come back to DC and things would get really messy!

Well R, we wish you the best in love and life and hope that you will continue to bless us with those ridiculous beats....and play more Beyonce dammit!!!!! XOXO

M.K. Spinning out of Control?

2009-03-13T13:48:00.005-04:00

E! Online is reporting that Capitol Hills star Michael Kilgore may be auditioning for his next role: Queen of Rehab! Several sources report that the DC socialite has been spinning out of control recently, drinking and partying like his life depends on it. Michael insists that he's just getting re-aquainted with city living after his recent stint out in West Bumfuck (a suburb of a country ass Maryland suburb). The party animal released the following statement through his publicist, "I have a new lease on life these days. After the year I've had, I'm just living my life, taking it one day at a time." Hmmmmm where have we heard those words before....is that step 12 of the program? Friends of the socialite say they are worried and just don't want things to get out of hand, fearing that the next stop for Michael will be "Promises" Rehabilitation Center in San Diego, CA. Well we here at The Square certainly hope that Michael can party in moderation and keep things under control. We'll be watching to see how this story unfolds.....

Art Imitates Life.....

2009-03-11T22:29:00.004-04:00

Is KC Beyonce 'Dangerously in Love'? There is growing speculation on the DC social scene that the Diva does in deed have a new love interest. KC is the type to always keep people guessing and carefully tries to keep his personal life out of the media....but people are talking! The socialite has been spotted recently in a number of places with a certain someone...we'll just call him "S" for now. The pair has been hanging out a lot lately and noticeably making appearances together at local parties and hot spots. Hmmmmmm...is this a case of art imitating life? We all know that KC's idol Beyonce played coy for quite sometime with details of her relationship with her own "S". Well guys and dolls, seems like there's more to this juicy story and The Square will definitely keep close tabs on this one! Until next time....XOXO

What Recession?

2009-03-11T20:45:00.004-04:00

The DC party scene is alive and well in spite of these tough economic times. TMZ is reporting that infamous DC socialites Rick and Ed were recently spotted at a Tysons Corner bank where the two chatted in hopes of distracting themselves from the incredibly slow service! The two business moguls had a chance to catch up during their random run-in as they took time to ensure that their financial affairs were in order. Sources say that the bank manager had to make a couple trips to the vault before all was said and done with these two! Some withdrawals are too large to be made at the ATM and from what we could tell, these two were preparing for some major partying--high society style! Well boys and girls, everyone should pitch in to keep the local economy stimulated....and these two socialites are glad to do their part!

Back off or get beat down!

2009-03-11T19:07:00.003-04:00

TMZ is reporting that DC socialite Jozka was ready to put on his boxing gloves on Saturday night! Inside sources say that the socialite fiercely defended his good friend Billy when a situation occured in the restroom at trendy DC nightspot Town. Eager on-lookers were ready for some action! Thankfully there was no need for any punches to be thrown.....and that's a good thing because we can all see the benefits and results of Jozka's grueling workout regimen. He's definietly bulking up and looks like he can pack quite a punch! We caught up with Jozka's rep Shelley Lampanelli for the following statement, "Jozka can be all fun and games until you mess with someone close to him....then WATCH OUT!" Well B...looks like J always has your back.....good friends are hard to find. Now we see why you love him so much......XOXO

Greek Pregnant Hilton?

2009-03-11T13:41:00.002-04:00

Hmmmmmm inquiring minds want to know! The Square has recently learned about widespread speculation that sassy DC socialite Georgio may be sporting a baby bump?!?!?!? Inside sources say they have noticed a change in the socialite recently. One source, speaking on the condition of anonymity, told The Square that they have noticed that G has been "sick" a lot lately in the morning leading to a host of cancellations and resheduling of appoitnments at his trendy suburban Maryland salon! So who's the possible daddy? Chace? Zach? Who knows...but only time will tell...and The Square will definitely keep our eyes and ears on alert as this juicy story unfolds!

Homo Estas Michael?

2009-02-24T23:25:00.003-05:00

In the latest edition of Mexican Men's Health. Socialite Michael K. Dishes on his past and how his last relationship hurt him. But he is more then ready to put that behind him. Michael stated "Even plants need a little rain to grow, I have lost 10 Lbs....my Pecs looks AMAZING!!!, I have a hot new hair cut and got a Crack & Sac Waxing". As he unzipped his pants to show off his extra smoothness he followed it by giving me a nice tea bagging, Michael was glowing and seemed excited in this interview about his future, new luxury apartment and trying out all the different flavors of men begging for his attention every time he goes out. The Article goes on to talk about his style, work out schedule and favorite positions......... Well here at the square we are happy that one of our favorite socialites are getting it together....Finally =P

Square Bombing

2009-02-23T23:21:00.002-05:00

The Square has issued a CODE RED!
Our Square Headquarters were recently bombed which resulted in the loss of our database. We believe it was one of our competitors who shall remain nameless until they are proven guilty...but their name mirrors the shape of a RING! We believe like the Tanya Harding incident our rival was angry at our top spot and wanted to beat our knees in! We do not have clear evidence of the culprit due to the smoke and fire but if you are able to make out the only remaining evidence from the above picture please call our toll free number 1-800-SQU-ARE1. We hope to put this case to rest so we can continue bringing you all the latest gossip....................If all else fails....Jimy's laptop crashed and he lost all his stuff =Please Bare with us!

She AIN'T NO DIVAAA!!!!

2009-02-02T12:47:00.003-05:00

With all the buzz surronding Ms. Aretha Franklin's Inauguration hat, It seems as if they are are flying off the shelves. Even DC's own diva/socialite KC Beyonce is wearing one. He was spotted singing Lead in the choir at Church the following Sunday. Ms. Franklin was visiting the church of If you seek Jesus and KC said " I knew she was going to be here and I'm honored to have her in "my" audience...but her crown was only fit for a princess....mine is full blown Queen-B!! KC brought the house down with his performance of Mary Mary's, Shackles and Britney Spears' remix of "If You Seek Jesus". Later when the music and preaching ended Ms.Franklin ended by saying "My crown is going to the Smithsonian, She aint no Diva!........Meow!!! .......Usually here at The Square we follow with some witty sarcastic tid bit....But why bother Just look at that hat..Remember you're a Nobody til you're in The Square!

JOZKA BARES ALL

2009-01-26T16:27:00.006-05:00

The Square has learned that model/actor Jozka, one of DC's Prettiest socialites, has been rumored to be set to sign a deal to be a PlayGirl centerfold. As his career is starting to take off he's trying to show he's more than just a back up, saying "Im grown and very comfortable in my own skin, I have nothing to hide!" Jozka is reported to have deals in the works to star in an up and coming flick with Ben Affleck and is even rumored to be competing for a part against Ashton Kutcher in a new Steven Spielberg movie. We reached Jozka's rep Lisa Zulver to try and get a little more info on this bold move. Lisa told The Square "Jozka wants to be seen in a new, sexy light. He has all the right equipment so why not showcase it. With the right PR, personal appearences and roles he will be the next DC "It Boy". It worked for Dr. Christian Troy in Nip tuck im sure it can work for Jozka.......Final word?...When you spread open the centerfold, Dont get your eye poked out.

I am NOT Mary Kate Olsen!!!

2009-01-26T13:24:00.002-05:00

Rumors are swirling that DC socialite James may indeed have a little secret! Friends of the party animal have recently taken notice of his LOVE for going to the gym and working out for hours and hours a day. One of his close frineds, speaking in the condition of anonymity, told The Square "I am really starting to worry about him. He has been seen binge eating lately and all of a sudden disappears to the bathroom for a while after he scarfs down everything that's not nailed down!" Is there an eating disorder or does he just need to consume more calories to stick to his grueling workout regimen? Hmmmmm inquiring minds want to know....and The Square will certainly be keeping tabs on this juicy story! Until next time....XOXO

Caught in the ACT!!!

2009-01-26T13:09:00.002-05:00

DC socialite Bill(E) is loving the single life! TMZ is reporting that the stylist extraordinare was spotted partying hardy at Town Nightclub on Saturday night. Bill(E) was in good spirits after his recent split with his mystery man and was out enjoying a night on the "Town" with his friends. Stunned on-lookers noted that Bill(E) and his "make-out" buddy were going at it HOT and HEAVY for a large portion of the evening. Bill(E) would occasionally come up for air to find spectators staring and yell "O-M-G you guys!" and jump right back in! Well B, we here at The Square are certainly glad that you are "such a rush" like Kylie....WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW! XOXO

Revenge is a dish best served cold!

2009-01-23T21:49:00.001-05:00

TMZ is reporting that DC socialite Rayshaun “put on quite a show” like Rihanna at Jack’s on Inauguration Day. Sources say that Rayshaun was shaken up when he witnessed his ex arrive with the new guy he is rumored to be dating. One on-looker told The Square that R abruptly left the trendy DuPont Circle hang out when he saw the pair arrive. Witnesses say that they reportedly overheard R saying he had just stopped in to order take-out for a friend. Well whatever the case was, later that night R was spotted at the bar canoodling with a new mystery man. Was this mystery guy anyone special or was R just proving a point to his ex that “two can play at that game!” We guess the socialite just refused be upstaged…..he was definitely living his mantra that night, which is Mariah Carey’s “I’m That Chick” . We’ll be watching to see how this one turns out!

Ed's #1 Best selling book

2009-01-22T21:35:00.004-05:00

The Square recently caught up with infamous DC socialite Ed to congratulate him on his best-selling book “How To Get Hot Ass”. Ed was very candid in the session telling us that he began a relationship with Y.M.I.J. in order to draw publicity for his book. “I never meant to hurt anyone….I just want Jimy to know that time heals all wounds…” the socialite said. Ed had developed a reputation for “hanging out” with some of the hottest guys in the area. Sometimes things got a little dicey when people started getting too attached and began stalking and doing some really unsavory things trying to get his attention. Ed says it was all just research for his project. A person familiar with the socialite told The Square, “Ed was always hitting the scene with some HOT guy on his arm!” People quickly started to take notice….but the socialite always seems to play coy never really divulging too much information. “I like to keep ‘em guessing” he said. He went on to say “If you reveal everything about yourself…people will lose interest and be on to the next thing before you know it”. Ed gave us some juicy tidbits about some of his shenanigans and hook-ups.....like the now infamous "stall" incident! But you have to purchase the book to find out all the D.C. Socialite's juicy secrets. Let’s just say that you may think you know…BUT YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA!!!! Well Ed….you will have to impart some wisdom on the boys on the scene…and let everyone know…..HOW TO GET HOT ASS! Until the next victim.....XOXO

This Advertisement was brought to you by Michael K'

2009-01-16T23:30:00.002-05:00

The Square was recently invited to the launch of Michael K's new "ORAL" hygiene line "Squirts". Michael felt the need to bring out a better line of "ORAL" Hygiene products because as he stated in his personal interview "I'd like to thank my parents for my good genes and thank my sister who is my dental hygentist because she taught me the importance of having a healthy mouth". Michael has been cavity free for 30 years and counting. In the line "Squirts" Michael has his tooth paste which brushes away all those "impurities"…. just whip the tube out of its casing and pump it a few times, then it SQUIRTS right onto your brush! There is also a super enamel protein treatment "ROB". The protein adheres to the enamel making the teeth strong and much much whiter. The mouth wash "Rob " will be launched with Squirts tooth paste in spring....WELL HERE’S TO A "HEALTHY" MOUTH, Squirt Squirt

2009-01-05T18:57:00.002-05:00

The fashion Police were out for the "09" New years exclusive party at Club "Town" The Celebrities where out in their best....Or Worst. We put a panel of judges together To give us some Feed back On there thoughts on Wether our darling D.C. Celebs Brought in the New Years right!...Or ohh Soo Wrong. (With all postings,you can click the picture to see it enlarged)

"Michael"

StarKisha: Michael: Looking Great!! He's making a BIGGER comeback this year than Britney Spears. New job, New BF, New spinoff series from Capitol Hills!! He never disappoints!
Talolo Banks:This isn’t casual Friday.Miranda: Tho Casual, The Purple Goes beautifully with his skin tone..Go ravens!

"Bill(E)"

Paula Abdul: I LOVE IT!! LOVE IT!!! YOU ARE THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!
D.O.M.: "A Louis V. scarf always works for ringing in the New Year. Unfortunately it got no help from the remainder of this ensemble''
Miranda: Confidence makes anything look good, what would you look like with just the scarf!!!

"Georgio"

Larry Hickorynut: I love disco, so you go girl, strike that pose. You could be the next John Travolta.
StarKisha: Liking the outfit but whats going on with his hair? Is that a wig?
Miranda: Cute..My niece has the same Outfit

"Ed"

Larry Hickorynut: CLASSIC!! I see the billionaire accountant is wearing diamond shapes on his vest. Are those symbolic of other diamonds he recently gave someone? Hmmmm
D.O.M.: Is that an Argile sweater or was his tie hanging out? At least he wore a tie and made an effort to dress up, unlike several others at this venue.
Miranda: Sharp and appropriate

"Rob"

StaKisha: Looking sexy
Paula Abdul: YESS YESS..
Miranda: A bit too Casual for a new years party...That is all

"Y.M.I.J."

Talolo Banks: Waiter, table for two please!!!
D.O.M.:Tasteful in color pairing and execution. The Vest and Bowtie work
Miranda: Handsome Man, Now get my coat please

"Jeremy Paul"

StarKisha: Not even worthy!!! TOO MESSY
D.O.M.: A Black Jacket with a splash of scarf always works,,,but not with black shades
Miranda: Dashing, Actually put effort, Lose the sunglasses

"Somebodys Mother"

Talolo Banks: We can forgive her for the moronic look on her face because it is Town but two thumbs down for that excuse for a dress. StarKisha: almost as big of a mess as Jeremy
Miranda: I said to myself..Take a chance on that smart...Fat girl....Tragic

Jozka Wants In!

2009-01-04T16:14:00.001-05:00

In a recent interveiw with Jozka The Square got some revealing tid bits on his thoughts on the celebrity status of his friends. "I'm tired of being a light weight socialite, I deserve just as much attention as they do I HAVE DRAMA TOO!!" said Jozka. When we asked him to explain he followed by saying "I'm tired of reading about the same people over and over while I just get some small TID BIT for my birthday!" Well J, if you really want in we suggest you take the route of many other circles/squares and make out with one of them, have some trashy action in a bathroom stall, get pregnant, or develop your own product line! So be careful what you wish for because now we'll be keeping an eye on you...and remember....those flashing lights are everywhere! XOXO

Inquiring Minds Want To Know!

2009-01-04T16:05:00.000-05:00

At a recent outing at the exclusive Town Nightclub infamous DC socialite/Investment Banker Ed was spotted in deep conversation with a group of people that seemed "VERY" personal. When the socialite left we decided to go in and get personal....We asked one of the people in the group what they found so incredibly interesting and he responded "we wanted to know how 'big' he was". We were a little confused by the comment so we asked them to explain a little more and one group member said "He's a big guy and we wanted to know if all things fell in proportion down there!!"....GASP*.....Well we're not sure if the "real" truth was ever exposed but we can tell you we did our darndest to check every bathroom stall for the rest of the night!

A Pay-Per-View Event!

2009-01-02T21:27:00.005-05:00

The gloves were on and the boys got wild at the pay-per-veiw New Years championship light-weight boxing match held at the exclusive club "TOWN". It started off shaky when Rob came out swinging after apparently getting into Rick's personal space. The result..K.O....forcing bouncers to pull them apart. Only one man was left standing in the ring in the end and the other was escorted out. The Square hates to see two pretty boys go at it....unless jello and a kiddie pool are involved. Ouch, hostility was definitely in the air. DING DING DING..ROUND 8?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! "09"

2008-12-31T20:05:00.002-05:00

The Square would like to wish everyone a HAPPY & PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.....May this year be one of the best you ever have!!! BE SAFE and remember "You're a nobody til you're in The Square!'

"09" We are ready for your camera and text so bring on the drama and controversy!
And to those other shapes out there " I GOTCHU, I GOTCHU ON CANDID CAMERA, YOU AINT KNOW THAT DID YOU"

God we love Scary Movie! XOXO

Bill (E) Vogues!!!!

2008-12-29T03:50:00.001-05:00

In the latest issue of VOGUE magazine hair stylist to the stars and DC Socialite Bill(E) opens up about his hectic life in DC. "I'm LIVIN IT UP!!" he declares. Bill(E) has been doing celebrity hair for over a decade, managing the hair of some top name celebrities like IMAN, Sarah Jessica Parker and the Big O her self Oprah. He goes on to say that for a while he's been in the shadows of stardom but is ready to shine and he doesn't mind smacking a few people around to get what he wants!!! BIll(E) has launched a new product line sold at SEPHORA called BONER. With products like "Golden shower" a shine serum that illuminates the hair and seals the hair cuticle, "Pump and Dump Party" a Volumizing mousse, just shake it up and dump it and his #1 Seller "JIZZ" a protein shot treatment that you squirt or dribble onto moist or dry hair, coating the hair shaft with moisture and breeding the inner structure of the hair wall with protein. "A" List celebrities are raving about it. Paris Hilton was caught gushing about it saying " I try to get "JIZZ" shots as much as possible!!! and MADONNA is well known for her hair make overs said she can't live with out her "Pump and Dump party", A.Rod is a huge fan of it. Bill(E) ends his interview saying "I have success, money and great friends and I'm ready to take it to the next level!". Well Mr. Bill(E) we here at The Square are sure you will do well with all your future endeavors, you have a solid mind and know how to keep people in line! So as prodigy would say "Smack my bitch up"!!!

Dueling Divas!

2008-12-21T23:15:00.003-05:00

The Square has learned that newly minted BFFs Billy and Georgio recently came out of their respective corners swinging! TMZ is reporting that the pair of DC socialites who both work at a trendy, upscale surburban Maryland salon were invited to do hair and make-up for supermodel Iman. The pair was tapped to help the stunningly beautiful Iman dazzle spectators at a recent charity gala. The supermodel received word of the talented duo on a recent trip to the district and thought it was good idea since she had heard that the two work well together and are seemingly inseparable these days. Well folks....not quite! Inside sources tell us that on the night of the gala the two arrived at the Waldorf Astoria in New York where the supermodel was staying. After exchanging pleasantries with Iman and David Bowie, Billy and Georgio both prepared to work their magic. And that folks...is when all hell broke loose! One person familiar with the situation reported that Georgio told Billy that his party lifestyle has apparently caught up with him because his hair creation was a joke and wasn't even fit for a drag queen, let alone a super model!! The make-up diva was overheard saying "are you effing kidding me with this bull shit...Stevie Wonder could have done a better job! Well Billy reportedly fired back telling Georgio that he was not working at a funeral home and that his make-up job would only make a mortician proud! Georgio responded by saying that not only was Billy's hair job a disaster, but so was his baking! Adding that a bundt cake that he recently baked and was so proud of was more like a brick than a cake! At this point Billy reportedly hurled his top-of-the-line flat irons at Georgio hitting the blond bombshell in the eye! A vicious cat fight followed complete with hair pulling, kicking, and screaming after which the pair was forcibly removed from the hotel and told they would never work in that town again! The two took seperate trains back to DC and neither has reported to work at the salon since the incident! Hmmmmmmm....will these BFF's bury the hatchet and forgive and forget in time for the holidays????? Stay tuned and find out!

Tis the Season!

2008-12-21T21:02:00.004-05:00

The DC social scene watched with baited breath on Saturday night as The Square met The Circle! Ed and Jimy hung out with Georgio, founder of The Circle, and BFF Billy at Town Nightclub. Eager club go-ers anxiously observed the socialites all evening in hopes that some sort of drama would unfold. However, the group was obviously feeling quite festive this holiday season and nobody had to take off their earrings or weaves! The claws definitely stayed in! Joy to the World in deed.....but we know the one question on the minds of our readers.....Will it last? Well guys and dolls....we shall see what the new year holds.......until then....Happy Holidays from The Square! XOXO

Michael Settles Down!

2008-12-16T19:55:00.004-05:00

The square has just been told through our exclusive interview with socialite Michael Kilgore that he and his new beau Rob are officially Exclusive! We caught up with the sociallite and his new partner who seemed like they were glowing. It started Saturday where Michael unveiled his new Boo, at Jozka's pre-party and Town's White Party. His friends seemed to have taken nicely to the new man and Michael felt confident that this one is Deff worth it. Well Congrats to the new couple!!! The celebration took place behind closed doors and involved some new lipgloss HOT!!!

Georgio on ELLE

2008-12-15T04:29:00.002-05:00

In the latest issue of ELLE magazine. Socialite and make up artist to the stars opens up and talks about his personal life. ELLE caught up with Georgio at the end of a shoot in DC, Where Georgio has been working Non Stop for 48 hours but you would never be able to tell.When asked about work, He responded "I feel like Lindsay Lohan before her P#%SY EATING DAYS. The article later goes into Georgios top make up must haves likes smash box's make up primer, When the shoot was done they found a nice quiet cafe in george town where Georgio sipped a Latte and opened up about living life divorced and how raising 12 kids alone has become a life altering experience saying "when i was married to Y.M.I.J. we used to leave the kids with the nanny for days at a time It got so bad that over time they learned to speak Mexican....Because our nanny's were Mexican...Now a days I drop them off at my mothers. When asked about his EX's new found love, Georgio drifted off and said i feel what they have done is "uncool" and my Ex is a womanizer with the swagger of a champion but deep down....deep deep down....wayyyy deep. I still love him" Georgio insisted on changing the topic onto the future where he said "I wanna give my kids away to charity,Auction them off or something, I have a lot of work and many high end campaigns I'm Booked for. Elle lastly probed the artist about his romantic life "Im currently devoted to somebody...Its a open relationship and I'm happy because I found Jesus! Well here at the square We hope you truly are happy in your new relationship and receive many resurrections in it!

The Square WANTS IT!!!

2008-12-13T08:13:00.004-05:00

Here at the square,we're busy non-stop,chasing celebs around and finding out the latest news to give back to the ever deserving reader. So we are recruiting a few good men.....In most of your cases Wo"Men". If you have any "EXCLUSIVE" PICS That would make for a juicy story please send to TheSquareBlog@aol.com. Remember. "Your a Nobody, Til you're in "The Square"!!!

Michael to Ed: You're Dead To Me!

2008-12-13T02:18:00.004-05:00

Is Ed the latest target to land smack in the middle of Michael's war path? The Square has learned that Michael grew enraged with Ed on Friday in the wake of Ed opting for a quiet evening at home rather than another wild and crazy night out with Michael. One inside source said, "Michael is frustrated with Ed because he feels like he is keeping secrets about his relationship with Jimy". For the last couple weeks Michael has been constantly slinging slurs about the pair insisting that Ed isn't telling him everything! Michael accused Ed of snubbing him for Jimy on Friday night and he was not happy about it! The two DC socialites reportedly exchanged a string of hostile text messages over the situation. Is Jimy driving a wedge between Ed and his friends? Hmmmmm this group has more drama than your favorite soap opera! Let's see who's left standing when all is said and done.....

New Beginnings?

2008-12-13T01:17:00.004-05:00

The bitch is BACK!!! We recently spotted the Hiltons laughing it up and shopping along Wisconsin Ave in Friendship Heights and G was sporting a new DO. Looks like its back to blonde and back to basics!!! Is this to new beginning? A possible "new" romance? Georgio was recently spotted making small talk and being flirty with a photographer at a local event. We asked our readers how they feel about the new do!!!! 75% said they love the new color and cut, 5% prefer the dark and mysterious and 20% think that G looks hot either way! Well whatever the reason for the change, The Square has one burning question.....DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES?

Can Luke Give Up The Gangsta Lifestyle?

2008-12-12T22:52:00.003-05:00

Sources revealed to The Square that Luke made an appearance at Town Nightclub Saturday night after reportedly orchestrating a beat down in Dupont Circle earlier that evening. A person familiar with the situation told us that Luke is the alledged leader of local gang "The Pink Panthers". The person, speaking on the condition of anonymity amid saftey concerns, tells The Square that the Panthers have a bitter feud going with cross-town rivals "The Pink Flamingos". We'll have to track this one and we certainly hope Luke can give up his "street" life before someone really gets hurt! We should definitely plan to stay on his good side.......XOXO

Michael Wants Answers!

2008-12-12T04:08:00.000-05:00

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water! TMZ reported that the feud between infamous DC socialites Michael and Georgio was over...but is there more to the story? Michael was scheduled to visit Georgio and Billy's upscale suburban Maryland salon for a haircut on Thursday. Apparently his appointment was cancelled due to 'scheduling conflicts'. Could it be that Georgio derailed Michael's plans to teach him a lesson? Sometimes people have to learn the hard way who and who not to mess with! One thing's for sure...in the world of fashion and beauty, one wrong move can have devastating effects! Be careful M, you don't really want to bumble with the bee now do you? Until next time....XOXO

Who Needs Luck!

2008-12-10T22:52:00.000-05:00

The Square is humbled to know that The Circle obviously stood up and took notice although they tried unsuccessfully to down play the situation. What does it say when the so-called original has to steal photos and stories from the "knock-offs"? Hmmmmm looks like The Square has 'The Circle' firmly trapped in four walls! Thanks for increasing our exposure by copying our content....just be sure to keep those royalty checks coming! XOXO

Michael Set to Debut His "New Man" at Jozka's Birthday Bash

2008-12-10T22:41:00.000-05:00

TMZ is reporting that Michael plans to officially unveil his "new man" at Jozka's birthday bash this weekend. The Square has learned that Michael plans to be in Northern Virginia all weekend helping his new flame get settled in to his new apartment. According to an insider tip, Michael has promised to find time in his busy weekend to stop by his brother Billy's Logan Circle home to catch up with friends and introduce his new beau. Well M, you better keep your guard up because the vultures will no doubt be circling once this hottie hits the scene! All's fair in love and war! XOXO

Michael plans a BIG surprise!

2008-12-10T22:32:00.001-05:00

In an exclusive interview with DC socialite Michael Kilgore, The Square has learned that Michael has worked his magic and is close to securing two tickets to a live broadcast of "Oprah" set to take place in Chocolate City during the week of the upcoming presidential inauguration! Everyone knows about the recent feud between the brothers as rumors swirl that Michael is being edged out as a result of Billy and Georgio's new found BFF status. Michael was cheerful and upbeat when he told The Square, " I would really like to do this for my brother. I love him and I wouldn't want to experience this with anyone else in the world!" Well guys and dolls, sounds like the feud is offically over to me. Glad to see things are getting back to normal.... XOXO

Another Feud?

2008-12-10T16:59:00.000-05:00

Is there another feud brewing among members of 'The Circle' ? An inside source told The Square that rumors of a possible feud between Ed and Georgio are afloat! When asked if there was any beef at all between them, both Ed and Georgio responded with a definite NO!! The two told The Square that, for what ever reason, people just like to make something out of nothing in order to have something to talk about. In fact, the two will probably be seen hanging out on the DC club scene this weekend as usual.

Oh well guys and dolls, better luck next time....there's no drama here! XOXO

Is Michael in Love?

2008-12-10T16:38:00.000-05:00

Sources are telling The Square that cupid's arrow may have landed in suburban Maryland recently. DC socialite Michael Kilgore was noticebly absent from the scene last weekend. His fellow 'Circle' member Ed told The Square that "Michael has decided to spend the entire weekend in Maryland with his new mystery man and will not be making an appearance in the City at all." He knows who the mystery man is but refused to give up the dirt. Ed later added that Michael's absence had absolutely nothing to do with the current fued between him and Georgio. Sources overheard Ed telling Georgio that the two need to make amends on Saturday night. Will they make up? And when will Michael return to civilization? Hopefully both will happen soon!

Bill (E) finally admits it!

2008-12-10T12:12:00.000-05:00

Billy finally comes clean to Ed. The two constantly bicker about Britney and Beyonce. Ed always ends the argument by saying that everyone knows the two don't even compare. Beyonce is the Queen B! Britney may think she's the "ringleader" but she needs to think again! Billy finally admitted to Ed that he is totally and completely in love with Beyonce's "Halo" and cannot stop listening to it. Ed knew that Billy would come around eventually and that it was just a matter of time until Billy would admit it after the two attended "The Beyonce Experience" in DC this summer with other members of the infamous 'Circle'. Billy was gracious about admitting that Beyonce is the reigning Queen (he's obviously listening to her in the pic), but still threatened to tell everyone that Ed actually went out and bought "Circus" over the weekend! Oh well Ed, all is fair in blogland and the cat is out of the bag as they say!

Is 'The Circle' Bent Out of Shape?

2008-12-10T11:01:00.001-05:00

TMZ is reporting that there is drama brewing inside the lines of The Circle. The group of DC socialites has recently been plagued by bickering and infighting. Some say the catalyst was when the infamous Kilgore brothers, Billy and Michael, decided to move apart and not to live together any longer. Eager spectators drew all sorts of conclusions on what prompted the move, but no one really knows for sure except for Billy and Michael. Sources tell The Square that until recently, 'The Circle' always partied together, regularly touring the DC social scene as a group. They would always arrive and leave together as others constantly envied the close-knit group, but lately it seems that the group is gradually drifting apart. There has been all sorts of drama between the group members lately. One source revealed that some tension has been caused by the fact that a certain romantic interest of one of the group members has recently been seen galavanting around town with another member of the group. Oh, do tell! Just be careful guys....the camera is always watching!

We're told that anxious hopefuls were always trying to gain membership to the seemingly exclusive club, but few were successful. Could this be the end of an era on the DC social scene? We certainly hope not! Stay tuned and find out.....