Fag Hags Gone Wild!

So which DC fag hag is allegedly pregnant by one of her gays? Scandalous!!! Inside sources are reporting that one DC “first lady” may have gotten just a little too close with her gay BFF! Hmmmmmm stop it! Fuck that shit that’s going on at that house in DuPont, THIS is the REAL WORLD! We’ve all observed how close some of the friendships between fag and hag can become. A good gay is often there for his hag through all of the ridiculous boy trouble and well a good hag is there for her fag through all the ridiculous boy trouble too! It turns out that sometimes comfort and consolation can go “all the way”! One thing’s for sure, the possibilities are endless for this little one. He or she will have the best of all worlds! A gay dad and a damn near gay man for a mom…..the kid will be fierce with a capital F!!!! I’m sure everyone will be watching to see who else is sporting a baby bump besides Kim K’s sister. XOXO

Royal Fun!

EXTRA EXTRA! Who’s the new reigning King of bathroom stall action????? Hmmmmm one of the party boyz in this pic, but The Square never, heh ummm, kisses and tells! All we can say is that inside sources are reporting that recently things got HOT and HEAVY between one of our beloved DC socialites and his beau. We’re debating whether or not to put the footage on your favorite amateur porn site, though from looks of the action in that stall that night…..these boys may qualify for pro status! HOT! One thing’s for sure, the infamous socialite that everyone thinks is the reigning “Stall King” had no choice but to relinquish his crown once this juicy story broke! Until next time boys and girls….XOXO