Love, Lies, and Betrayal.....

Extra, Extra....looks like the proverbial cat is out of the bag as they say!! The Square has learned that Greek Paris Hilton travelled many "Miles" away from home this weekend when he secretly hopped a plane to Boston! Sources say that a newly filed marriage license turned up during a Massachusetts state public records search seemingly confirming the rumors that G has indeed tied the knot...although there is at least one person who would have liked to tie that knot around his neck! One person familiar with the situation, and speaking on the condition of anonymity, tells The Square that the two love birds had a fly-by-night romance and declared that they were soulmates! Funny how "the groom" was shacked up with G's co-worker Jeremariah just last week! Hmmmmm....SCANDALOUS!! "That skank ass bitch better watch his back" was the comment we got from J when we contacted him regarding the situation! Whoa....talk about work-place violence....let's just hope that nobody gets hit with a pair of flat irons! Friends of the socialite say that they are in complete shock and disbelief and can't believe that he took it this far. Will he pull a Britney? After all, it has been about 55 hours since he said "I do!" Well Kill The Lights....cuz the weekend was a total Blur....and when Jeremariah gets done, there's bound to be some Shattered Glass! Who will be the true Ringleader and call the shots? XOXO

Shades of Gray.....

E! Online is reporting that DC's coolest bartender/club mogul was anything but cool recently on college night at a local hot spot! Sources say that B was possibly defending the honor of his BF when he allegedly "reached out and touched" someone. Who is that someone you ask? Why none other than DC's own budding porn star "Chase Harding"!! OMG....we hope there wasn't any bruising since we need his skin to be nice and pretty for his close-ups on the set of Twinklight! On-lookers say that club security quickly escorted B out of the club, but he apparently didn't leave quietly....yelling and screaming until the end! MEOW! Hmmmmmm seems like "Chase" better BE: Careful when strolling about the city for the remainder of his visit. Hopefully Las Vegas living has taught him a few things......9th and N....probably not a safe BET right about now!

Be: For Real!

TMZ is reporting that DC's own Rachel Panay has apparently had it with a certain local night spot. Inside sources say that ever since the recent "change in ownership/management" there have been all sorts of mis-steps. The Square recently caught up with Rachel and she had this to say, "I mean I understand that you have to allow time for 'the dust to settle' after such a major shake-up. You also have to understand that people will have learning curves and will need time to get 'up to speed', but enough is enough! I mean I guess if you direct a couple of drunk ass guys to carry someone in for their opening number, there's a good chance that you'll Be: Dropped!" Not cute...at all! Well we certainly hope that things improve in the very near future so that Rachel won't Be: Done! Will she continue hosting fab parties with her infamous guest DJ's and surprise performances? Hmmmmmm we'll see.....but in the mean time, you can check out www.rachelpanay.com for all the latest news and beats! XOXO

I Want to Suck Your......Ummmm Blood

A star is born! DC's very own "Chase Harding" is set to star in a porno parody of Twilight. We're excited to see two of our favorite things being put together. Seriously folks....this could be the best combination since chocolate and peanut butter! The Square caught up with the star his recent visit to DC. People are talking and this feature debut is eagerly anticipated. Will these two be as big of a hit as Rob and Kristen? Will they "sparkle" in the sunlight? Will Chase's mood swings give Levon whiplash? Guess you'll just have to tune it once it's released and find out if this project is something you can really sink your teeth into! And speaking of "teeth".....since necks won't be the only things being sucked on....is it better with fangs? Inquiring minds want to know....Ouch!

Promises, Promises

TMZ is reporting that DC socialite Bill (E) may be headed on a little trip to the west coast soon. Sources say that the party boy's friends fear that he is spinning out of control and they are threatening to check him into "Promises"....yet again! B was seen almost passed out at a trendy DC nightclub after getting into fights with just about everyone of his close circle of friends as they pleaded with him to stop drinking and tried to put him in a taxi to go home for the night. One on-looker said that he grew enraged and began throwing drinks and slapping his friends when they tried to intervene. Hmmmmmm looks like this may be turning into a 'family affair' as reports have recently surfaced that B's brother Michael was seen at the same night spot going on all sorts of drunken tirades! Well now that's what we call brotherly love....love for vodka that is! Now now boys....you two might want to get a handle on your lives before things really get out of control.....Betty said she's tired of seeing your asses! XOXO

Just call me Theodore....

Hot off the presses is our spring style issue featuring none other than DC's own Teddy. Don't miss all the juice as the party boy spills about his addiction to shopping, boys, and well partying! Get all dirt on who's hot and who's NOT... in the sack....MEOWWWW! But is this party boy ready to give up all the infamous HOT hook-ups? T is rumored to be settling down in the near future with his new love.....and let's just say he'll definitely have VIP status at Town! Hmmmmmmmm stop it! In this issue our diva tells us why he puts the "D" in Deep V! T goes on to say, "you gotta give the boys some skin whenever you can." Check out all his style tips and tricks. Until next time....XOXO

Give me more!

E! Online is reporting that DC socialite James is set to make his big return this weekend. Inside sources confirm that the party boy will once again hit the DC social scene after a brief hiatus. What was the reason you ask? Hmmmmmm.....J says he was simply honoring his personal commitment for lent but some don't buy it! People began to notice his rather erratic behavior just before his "disappearance".....strange eating habits and endlessly working out. Rehab anyone! Did the party boy finally get his alledged eating disorder under control? Well be out this weekend and you can judge for yourself. In any event we can't wait for J's return...it's sure to be an entertaining experience complete with 40's, cartwheels, and late-night trips to YUM's! XOXO

Screw Waldo: Where's Jason?

Has anyone seen J? The rumor mills are in full swing. The Square has heard everything from him joining a cult, to moving to Iowa to live on a farm, to having been abducted by aliens....and the list goes on and on! So what's the deal you ask? Well it must be love! Inside sources are reporting that this DC socialite is officially off the market and has been spending a lot of time with his new beau. Hmmmmm we haven't seen him since Hilary was still in the race! Ok while it hasn't been quite that long, it has been a while since Jason has made an appearance on the social scene with his partner in crime Ed. J was recently spotted shopping in trendy Georgetown boutiques with his new man "Z" and looked as happy as Michael J. at a little league baseball game! The Square caught up with J's best bud Ed for a comment on the situation and here's what he had to say, "Wow this is serious...I've never seen him like this...must be love! I'm happy for him but soon the honeymoon will be over because we have some serious catching up to do and I think another New York party weekend is in order and soon!" Well J, looks like your friends want you to come out of hiding. Can he tear himself away from his new man long enough? We'll see.......XOXO