Homo Estas Michael?

In the latest edition of Mexican Men's Health. Socialite Michael K. Dishes on his past and how his last relationship hurt him. But he is more then ready to put that behind him. Michael stated "Even plants need a little rain to grow, I have lost 10 Lbs....my Pecs looks AMAZING!!!, I have a hot new hair cut and got a Crack & Sac Waxing". As he unzipped his pants to show off his extra smoothness he followed it by giving me a nice tea bagging, Michael was glowing and seemed excited in this interview about his future, new luxury apartment and trying out all the different flavors of men begging for his attention every time he goes out. The Article goes on to talk about his style, work out schedule and favorite positions......... Well here at the square we are happy that one of our favorite socialites are getting it together....Finally =P

Square Bombing

The Square has issued a CODE RED!
Our Square Headquarters were recently bombed which resulted in the loss of our database. We believe it was one of our competitors who shall remain nameless until they are proven guilty...but their name mirrors the shape of a RING! We believe like the Tanya Harding incident our rival was angry at our top spot and wanted to beat our knees in! We do not have clear evidence of the culprit due to the smoke and fire but if you are able to make out the only remaining evidence from the above picture please call our toll free number 1-800-SQU-ARE1. We hope to put this case to rest so we can continue bringing you all the latest gossip....................If all else fails....Jimy's laptop crashed and he lost all his stuff =Please Bare with us!

She AIN'T NO DIVAAA!!!!

With all the buzz surronding Ms. Aretha Franklin's Inauguration hat, It seems as if they are are flying off the shelves. Even DC's own diva/socialite KC Beyonce is wearing one. He was spotted singing Lead in the choir at Church the following Sunday. Ms. Franklin was visiting the church of If you seek Jesus and KC said " I knew she was going to be here and I'm honored to have her in "my" audience...but her crown was only fit for a princess....mine is full blown Queen-B!! KC brought the house down with his performance of Mary Mary's, Shackles and Britney Spears' remix of "If You Seek Jesus". Later when the music and preaching ended Ms.Franklin ended by saying "My crown is going to the Smithsonian, She aint no Diva!........Meow!!! .......Usually here at The Square we follow with some witty sarcastic tid bit....But why bother Just look at that hat..Remember you're a Nobody til you're in The Square!