JOZKA BARES ALL

The Square has learned that model/actor Jozka, one of DC's Prettiest socialites, has been rumored to be set to sign a deal to be a PlayGirl centerfold. As his career is starting to take off he's trying to show he's more than just a back up, saying "Im grown and very comfortable in my own skin, I have nothing to hide!" Jozka is reported to have deals in the works to star in an up and coming flick with Ben Affleck and is even rumored to be competing for a part against Ashton Kutcher in a new Steven Spielberg movie. We reached Jozka's rep Lisa Zulver to try and get a little more info on this bold move. Lisa told The Square "Jozka wants to be seen in a new, sexy light. He has all the right equipment so why not showcase it. With the right PR, personal appearences and roles he will be the next DC "It Boy". It worked for Dr. Christian Troy in Nip tuck im sure it can work for Jozka.......Final word?...When you spread open the centerfold, Dont get your eye poked out.

I am NOT Mary Kate Olsen!!!

Rumors are swirling that DC socialite James may indeed have a little secret! Friends of the party animal have recently taken notice of his LOVE for going to the gym and working out for hours and hours a day. One of his close frineds, speaking in the condition of anonymity, told The Square "I am really starting to worry about him. He has been seen binge eating lately and all of a sudden disappears to the bathroom for a while after he scarfs down everything that's not nailed down!" Is there an eating disorder or does he just need to consume more calories to stick to his grueling workout regimen? Hmmmmm inquiring minds want to know....and The Square will certainly be keeping tabs on this juicy story! Until next time....XOXO

Caught in the ACT!!!

DC socialite Bill(E) is loving the single life! TMZ is reporting that the stylist extraordinare was spotted partying hardy at Town Nightclub on Saturday night. Bill(E) was in good spirits after his recent split with his mystery man and was out enjoying a night on the "Town" with his friends. Stunned on-lookers noted that Bill(E) and his "make-out" buddy were going at it HOT and HEAVY for a large portion of the evening. Bill(E) would occasionally come up for air to find spectators staring and yell "O-M-G you guys!" and jump right back in! Well B, we here at The Square are certainly glad that you are "such a rush" like Kylie....WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW! XOXO

Revenge is a dish best served cold!

TMZ is reporting that DC socialite Rayshaun “put on quite a show” like Rihanna at Jack’s on Inauguration Day. Sources say that Rayshaun was shaken up when he witnessed his ex arrive with the new guy he is rumored to be dating. One on-looker told The Square that R abruptly left the trendy DuPont Circle hang out when he saw the pair arrive. Witnesses say that they reportedly overheard R saying he had just stopped in to order take-out for a friend. Well whatever the case was, later that night R was spotted at the bar canoodling with a new mystery man. Was this mystery guy anyone special or was R just proving a point to his ex that “two can play at that game!” We guess the socialite just refused be upstaged…..he was definitely living his mantra that night, which is Mariah Carey’s “I’m That Chick” . We’ll be watching to see how this one turns out!

Ed's #1 Best selling book

The Square recently caught up with infamous DC socialite Ed to congratulate him on his best-selling book “How To Get Hot Ass”. Ed was very candid in the session telling us that he began a relationship with Y.M.I.J. in order to draw publicity for his book. “I never meant to hurt anyone….I just want Jimy to know that time heals all wounds…” the socialite said. Ed had developed a reputation for “hanging out” with some of the hottest guys in the area. Sometimes things got a little dicey when people started getting too attached and began stalking and doing some really unsavory things trying to get his attention. Ed says it was all just research for his project. A person familiar with the socialite told The Square, “Ed was always hitting the scene with some HOT guy on his arm!” People quickly started to take notice….but the socialite always seems to play coy never really divulging too much information. “I like to keep ‘em guessing” he said. He went on to say “If you reveal everything about yourself…people will lose interest and be on to the next thing before you know it”. Ed gave us some juicy tidbits about some of his shenanigans and hook-ups.....like the now infamous "stall" incident! But you have to purchase the book to find out all the D.C. Socialite's juicy secrets. Let’s just say that you may think you know…BUT YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA!!!! Well Ed….you will have to impart some wisdom on the boys on the scene…and let everyone know…..HOW TO GET HOT ASS! Until the next victim.....XOXO

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The fashion Police were out for the "09" New years exclusive party at Club "Town" The Celebrities where out in their best....Or Worst. We put a panel of judges together To give us some Feed back On there thoughts on Wether our darling D.C. Celebs Brought in the New Years right!...Or ohh Soo Wrong. (With all postings,you can click the picture to see it enlarged)

"Michael"

StarKisha: Michael: Looking Great!! He's making a BIGGER comeback this year than Britney Spears. New job, New BF, New spinoff series from Capitol Hills!! He never disappoints!
Talolo Banks:This isn’t casual Friday.Miranda: Tho Casual, The Purple Goes beautifully with his skin tone..Go ravens!

"Bill(E)"

Paula Abdul: I LOVE IT!! LOVE IT!!! YOU ARE THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!
D.O.M.: "A Louis V. scarf always works for ringing in the New Year. Unfortunately it got no help from the remainder of this ensemble''
Miranda: Confidence makes anything look good, what would you look like with just the scarf!!!

"Georgio"

Larry Hickorynut: I love disco, so you go girl, strike that pose. You could be the next John Travolta.
StarKisha: Liking the outfit but whats going on with his hair? Is that a wig?
Miranda: Cute..My niece has the same Outfit


"Ed"

Larry Hickorynut: CLASSIC!! I see the billionaire accountant is wearing diamond shapes on his vest. Are those symbolic of other diamonds he recently gave someone? Hmmmm
D.O.M.: Is that an Argile sweater or was his tie hanging out? At least he wore a tie and made an effort to dress up, unlike several others at this venue.
Miranda: Sharp and appropriate

"Rob"

StaKisha: Looking sexy
Paula Abdul: YESS YESS..
Miranda: A bit too Casual for a new years party...That is all

"Y.M.I.J."

Talolo Banks: Waiter, table for two please!!!
D.O.M.:Tasteful in color pairing and execution. The Vest and Bowtie work
Miranda: Handsome Man, Now get my coat please

"Jeremy Paul"

StarKisha: Not even worthy!!! TOO MESSY
D.O.M.: A Black Jacket with a splash of scarf always works,,,but not with black shades
Miranda: Dashing, Actually put effort, Lose the sunglasses

"Somebodys Mother"

Talolo Banks: We can forgive her for the moronic look on her face because it is Town but two thumbs down for that excuse for a dress. StarKisha: almost as big of a mess as Jeremy
Miranda: I said to myself..Take a chance on that smart...Fat girl....Tragic

Jozka Wants In!

In a recent interveiw with Jozka The Square got some revealing tid bits on his thoughts on the celebrity status of his friends. "I'm tired of being a light weight socialite, I deserve just as much attention as they do I HAVE DRAMA TOO!!" said Jozka. When we asked him to explain he followed by saying "I'm tired of reading about the same people over and over while I just get some small TID BIT for my birthday!" Well J, if you really want in we suggest you take the route of many other circles/squares and make out with one of them, have some trashy action in a bathroom stall, get pregnant, or develop your own product line! So be careful what you wish for because now we'll be keeping an eye on you...and remember....those flashing lights are everywhere! XOXO

Inquiring Minds Want To Know!

At a recent outing at the exclusive Town Nightclub infamous DC socialite/Investment Banker Ed was spotted in deep conversation with a group of people that seemed "VERY" personal. When the socialite left we decided to go in and get personal....We asked one of the people in the group what they found so incredibly interesting and he responded "we wanted to know how 'big' he was". We were a little confused by the comment so we asked them to explain a little more and one group member said "He's a big guy and we wanted to know if all things fell in proportion down there!!"....GASP*.....Well we're not sure if the "real" truth was ever exposed but we can tell you we did our darndest to check every bathroom stall for the rest of the night!

A Pay-Per-View Event!

The gloves were on and the boys got wild at the pay-per-veiw New Years championship light-weight boxing match held at the exclusive club "TOWN". It started off shaky when Rob came out swinging after apparently getting into Rick's personal space. The result..K.O....forcing bouncers to pull them apart. Only one man was left standing in the ring in the end and the other was escorted out. The Square hates to see two pretty boys go at it....unless jello and a kiddie pool are involved. Ouch, hostility was definitely in the air. DING DING DING..ROUND 8?