The Square has issued a CODE RED!
Our Square Headquarters were recently bombed which resulted in the loss of our database. We believe it was one of our competitors who shall remain nameless until they are proven guilty...but their name mirrors the shape of a RING! We believe like the Tanya Harding incident our rival was angry at our top spot and wanted to beat our knees in! We do not have clear evidence of the culprit due to the smoke and fire but if you are able to make out the only remaining evidence from the above picture please call our toll free number 1-800-SQU-ARE1. We hope to put this case to rest so we can continue bringing you all the latest gossip....................If all else fails....Jimy's laptop crashed and he lost all his stuff =Please Bare with us!
Monday, February 23, 2009
Square Bombing
Posted by Badd Boy at 11:21 PM
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