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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Ed's #1 Best selling book


The Square recently caught up with infamous DC socialite Ed to congratulate him on his best-selling book “How To Get Hot Ass”. Ed was very candid in the session telling us that he began a relationship with Y.M.I.J. in order to draw publicity for his book. “I never meant to hurt anyone….I just want Jimy to know that time heals all wounds…” the socialite said. Ed had developed a reputation for “hanging out” with some of the hottest guys in the area. Sometimes things got a little dicey when people started getting too attached and began stalking and doing some really unsavory things trying to get his attention. Ed says it was all just research for his project. A person familiar with the socialite told The Square, “Ed was always hitting the scene with some HOT guy on his arm!” People quickly started to take notice….but the socialite always seems to play coy never really divulging too much information. “I like to keep ‘em guessing” he said. He went on to say “If you reveal everything about yourself…people will lose interest and be on to the next thing before you know it”. Ed gave us some juicy tidbits about some of his shenanigans and hook-ups.....like the now infamous "stall" incident! But you have to purchase the book to find out all the D.C. Socialite's juicy secrets. Let’s just say that you may think you know…BUT YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA!!!! Well Ed….you will have to impart some wisdom on the boys on the scene…and let everyone know…..HOW TO GET HOT ASS! Until the next victim.....XOXO

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