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Monday, December 29, 2008

Bill (E) Vogues!!!!


In the latest issue of VOGUE magazine hair stylist to the stars and DC Socialite Bill(E) opens up about his hectic life in DC. "I'm LIVIN IT UP!!" he declares. Bill(E) has been doing celebrity hair for over a decade, managing the hair of some top name celebrities like IMAN, Sarah Jessica Parker and the Big O her self Oprah. He goes on to say that for a while he's been in the shadows of stardom but is ready to shine and he doesn't mind smacking a few people around to get what he wants!!! BIll(E) has launched a new product line sold at SEPHORA called BONER. With products like "Golden shower" a shine serum that illuminates the hair and seals the hair cuticle, "Pump and Dump Party" a Volumizing mousse, just shake it up and dump it and his #1 Seller "JIZZ" a protein shot treatment that you squirt or dribble onto moist or dry hair, coating the hair shaft with moisture and breeding the inner structure of the hair wall with protein. "A" List celebrities are raving about it. Paris Hilton was caught gushing about it saying " I try to get "JIZZ" shots as much as possible!!! and MADONNA is well known for her hair make overs said she can't live with out her "Pump and Dump party", A.Rod is a huge fan of it. Bill(E) ends his interview saying "I have success, money and great friends and I'm ready to take it to the next level!". Well Mr. Bill(E) we here at The Square are sure you will do well with all your future endeavors, you have a solid mind and know how to keep people in line! So as prodigy would say "Smack my bitch up"!!!

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